Sophie Schmiegsophieschmieg@infosec.exchange
May 14, 2026, 5:14 PMIn order to go viral on Mastodon, your post should include at least one cat and some criticism of AI. So here is Binah disliking large language models.
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Paul_IPv6paul_ipv6@infosec.exchangeMay 14, 2026, 5:28 PMcatposting review:
LLM: "not warm or soft enough to make bisquits on. can't knock it off the table. no laser or small parts to chase under refrigerator. not edible. zero stars. cannot recommend."
May 14, 2026, 7:09 PM@neurovagrant @sophieschmieg NAILED IT!
- May 14, 2026, 7:10 PM
@neurovagrant @sophieschmieg And they say there isn't an algorithm.
- Sophie Schmiegsophieschmieg@infosec.exchangeMay 14, 2026, 7:54 PM
@prism @neurovagrant the algorithm was @catsalad all along!
Gary Houstonghouston@mamot.frMay 15, 2026, 2:39 AM@prism @neurovagrant @sophieschmieg too many people have figured out the algorithm and are now abusing it (MEOW, Mastodon engine optimisation something.)
Ahimsaahimsa_pdx@disabled.socialMay 14, 2026, 7:23 PM@sophieschmieg Your clever ruse caught me! Boosted and liked! 😁
EdEdCates@mastodon.socialMay 14, 2026, 7:29 PM
MrGrumpyMonkeymrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.socialMay 15, 2026, 12:15 AM@EdCates @sophieschmieg You're just part of the problem. :blobpeek:
CassandraSadsquatch@mastodon.socialMay 14, 2026, 7:47 PM@sophieschmieg glorious
The Turtlethe_turtle@mastodon.sdf.orgMay 14, 2026, 8:10 PMAI BLOWS CAT ASS.
tuban_muzurutuban_muzuru@beige.partyMay 14, 2026, 8:13 PMLike boxes of shit in your house?
Get a cat !- The Turtlethe_turtle@mastodon.sdf.orgMay 14, 2026, 8:16 PM
@tuban_muzuru @sophieschmieg we can't get enough!!
robtherunt🌱💚robtherunt@cupoftea.socialMay 14, 2026, 8:11 PM@sophieschmieg
What about in France where they have chat GPT?
mirabilos🐈⬛mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.orgMay 14, 2026, 8:09 PM@sophieschmieg you got it right! 😻
- tuban_muzurutuban_muzuru@beige.partyMay 14, 2026, 8:17 PM
And don't forget kiddies, LLMs will rot your brain.
Of course, in my day, the crusty old farts told us kids television would rot their brains.
" Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself."-Philip Larkin
May 14, 2026, 8:22 PM@sophieschmieg Binah is just right. Boost! :ablobcatneon:
May 14, 2026, 8:38 PM@sophieschmieg meowdels opportunity missed but appreciated
The Cheekqualizercheekqualizer@hear-me.socialMay 14, 2026, 8:51 PM"Not that I don't appreciate that you bought me a Chromebook, but I specifically requested a computer with 128 GB of RAM and a discrete GPU."
Chickpeachickpeapole@mastodon.socialMay 15, 2026, 12:26 AM@cheekqualizer @sophieschmieg She looks so disappointed 😭 I hope you reflected hard on your poor thout out actions in order to avoid future such disappointments
- The Cheekqualizercheekqualizer@hear-me.socialMay 15, 2026, 1:56 AM
Capital Expenditure budget is really tight this quarter
Paul Dryepauldrye@spacey.spaceMay 15, 2026, 4:17 PMBUFFER OVERFLOW: NOT ENOUGH BRAIN CELLS TO COUNT TO 128
May 14, 2026, 9:33 PM@sophieschmieg this is CATastrophic
DanCastdancast@wandering.shopMay 14, 2026, 10:36 PM@sophieschmieg whew, got my cat pic in under the deadline
Eldritch kcarrutherskcarruthers@infosec.exchangeMay 14, 2026, 11:02 PM@sophieschmieg perfection
MegatronicThronBanksmegatronicthronbanks@mastodon.socialMay 14, 2026, 11:26 PM@sophieschmieg I used to have a cat very like Binah!
Solithasolitha@mastodon.socialMay 14, 2026, 11:35 PM@sophieschmieg There is nothing about LLMs for a cat to like.
They already know how amazing they are, and it can't open cat food cans.
Sindarina, Edge Case Detectivesindarina@ngmx.comMay 15, 2026, 12:51 AM@sophieschmieg @jeridansky Binah's got her paw on the pulse of the fediverse 😂😻
Karen D 🇨🇦KarenDorman@mastodon.sdf.orgMay 15, 2026, 1:02 AM@sophieschmieg
Hilarious. Boosted.
Unless LLM stands for Lazy Lap Monsters.
KEL Dyck 🥌 📚KarenKeiller@indieweb.socialMay 15, 2026, 1:51 AM@sophieschmieg You cracked the algorithm!! I’ll boost your anti-AI Black Cat with these cute grand puppies #dogsofmastodon
May 15, 2026, 10:28 AM
RevSPLRRevSPLR@dobbs.townMay 15, 2026, 4:22 AM@sophieschmieg Well dog my cats!
Irenes (many)ireneista@irenes.spaceMay 15, 2026, 7:27 AM@sophieschmieg you know, we swore off humor about cats after that one time on twitter, but it's possible fedi is a sufficiently slow-paced network that it would be safe
alsvhaalsvha@sunny.gardenMay 15, 2026, 8:46 AM@sophieschmieg dogs n' birds also seem to do quite well.
rtdsx :computerfairies:thesargard@mastodon.socialMay 16, 2026, 3:19 PM@sophieschmieg awesome cat
