No, Kitty! That's mah seltzer pile!

When your new scratchy board comes with FREE DRUGS

#catsofmastodon #catnip

RE: https://journa.host/@samlitzinger/116460661936343658

Is it wrong to root for cancer

RE: https://mas.to/@skeletor/116460707478534740

@Netraven

How you doin fam?

@lisamelton is not a human being, wake up people! She is a custom build of Siri and some Python scripts slapped together. I can prove i

Crying in the cereal aisle for some reason

I don't mean to yuck on your yum but I politely decline your invitation

I believe that all manned (womanned) space missions are intended to clean off the bottom of the earth. Satellites and shit stuck under there like pieces of cat food under the refrigerator. Wake the fuck up, people.

My buddy's urologist is Dr. Wiener. I'd like to believe that his wife, a gynecologist, is named Gina Hertz.

Hitachi euphemistically calls theirs a Magic Wand, or so I am told, whereas Panasonic just runs with it.

#personalmassagers

PowerBook G4. Look at how smol the trackpad is. Look. At. Ittttt