Some women like a bad boy.

Some women like a dad bod.

But why settle? With me, you get the best of both worlds: Bad Bod™️

Having a Bad Time despite getting plenty of Drugs™️

Poor buddy has since relocated to his shivering corner

#DogsOfMastodon #HoundsOfTheFediverse

Am I going to be reduced to seeing what it's like to get hair and makeup done at an Ulta? Maybe it's fine. Makes me nervous, though.

Wonder how easy an Ulta appointment is to cancel if this Aveda salon actually gets back to me about my request for services.

WHY DIDN'T I DO THIS MONTHS AGO
WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF
DO I SIMPLY ENJOY STRESS

Aaand 0 openings for the day I need. Whhhyyy do I wait so long to start these things aaarrrggghhh :cwy:

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Sadsquatch/116858070495717075

Emily is OOO until July 6! I am trying to book services at an Aveda salon reasonably near the event venue! Once again, Pray for Mojo.

Our friend Andrew got an amazing picture of the #smallbat at my parents' house.

#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #BlackCat #NotMyCat #blep

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Sadsquatch/116858841893529590

OK after like 4.5 hours I MIGHT have been starting to get the hang of this extremely delightful terrifying game

I am going to draft a STERNLY worded letter to the sadist developers of this game

"Thanks for returning to the scary basement to retrieve your incompetent aunt's head so she can get resurrected again, kids"

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! 😫😫😫

We are playing Repo with our niece & nephew and I keep dying immediately on every map and it's absolutely humiliating!! I am not doing this as a bit! I am simply Bad at being Robot

Email sent.

I am, for real, going to go take a nap.

I guess I'm going to email Emily

Pray for Mojo

...I have called the hotel where we're staying, and the nice young person who answered the phone is tracking down their sales team, who might have intel about local hair and makeup options. I think I found a place for nails. 🙃

I do not enjoy this! Internet search sucks now! Argh!

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Sadsquatch/116857730178588572

(This post was inspired by the fact that I just bought two more, for ✨the✨ social event of the season, coming up in a couple short weeks. And now I am going to try to book hair for me & @jdekg, makeup for me, and a mani-pedi for me. I am telling Mastodon because I may require emotional support to endure this entirely self-inflicted ordeal. The ordeal of online booking.)

I own too many special occasion dresses and attend too few fancy affairs.
I'm going to need my loved ones & larger social circle to start inviting me to more soirées, balls, fêtes, et cetera. TIA!

I ✨cannot✨ stop listening to this. We may finally learn the upper limits of @jdekg's tolerance for This Sort of Thing. 🫣

Listen to 🐦Sumer Is Icumen In🐑 by Richard Thompson on #Qobuz https://open.qobuz.com/track/7319966

Anyway, a glorious #FensterFreitag to all.

#ViernesDeVentanas #WindowFriday

Noticed a typo in a post of mine that a few people already interacted with and struggling mightily not to edit it 😬