Note: Remi is pushing PHP updates for RedHat-derivative Linux distros now... amazing work, but hopefully not too much of a bother while away. Note you can donate to support Remi's repo: https://blog.remirepo.net
(And similarly for Ondrej on Deb/Ubuntu: https://deb.sury.org)
4m agoRE: https://hachyderm.io/@evacide/117479470177801952
the entire Wikimedia universe is offline
I hope, my plane doesn't run on #php.
Picard programming tip: Don't be fooled. Machines have feelings.
He only has time for his sycophants. https://www.comicsands.com/trump-reporter-daily-wire?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram
7m agoI doubt anyone has missed it, but just in case this for some reason is the message you see: PHP has some critical security problems. You should probably act now!
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Fireball Wizard Pin. I don't think that's the correct way to cast a fireball. But I'm not gonna be the one to tell the bearded weirdo with a rocket launcher that he's doing it wrong.
https://collabs.shop/sa3lch
I used to write short stories. I asked ChatGPT to review them, and apparently my characters avoid painful self-knowledge with deadpan jokes. I now can't escape the suspicion that auto-correct-on-steroids understands my writing better than I do.
Condemn the damage, sure. But don’t erase the demands, excuse police brutality or pretend injustice began when the protest did.
Let's stand for non-violent resistance AND refuse to treat broken windows as a greater outrage than broken lives.
#protest #protests #righttoprotest #policebrutality #timetoresist
the node vulns a lot funnier than the php one
Wie Pilnaceks Geisterfahrt plötzlich eine "mögliche suizidale Absicht" attestiert wurde https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000345312/wie-pilnaceks-geisterfahrt-ploetzlich-eine-moegliche-suizidale-absicht-attestiert-wurde?ref=mastodon
Sonnenuntergang heute bereits um 17:58 Uhr.
8 weeks, 9.4 million downloads
The announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 had a noticeable positive effect on download figures, which have since exceeded one million per week, totalling 9.4 million downloads over eight weeks, from 24 August to 18 October.
#LibreOffice
13m agoevery pill is a suppository if you have courage
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Celebrating 9 years of happy marriage with my soulmate @joeyomahoney. This photo was taken right after the ceremony—a small gathering of family members at a local arboretum. I have no memory of what we were taking about but it must’ve been funny and he’s been cracking me up every day since.
Nächste #Degitalisierung dann zu … ja gut, ihr wisst schon.
17m agoLooking at Proton recommending Brave & thinking of how that tracks, actually.
Die AfD-Leaks müssen für ein Verbotsverfahren geprüft werden https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000345370/die-afd-leaks-muessen-fuer-ein-verbotsverfahren-geprueft-werden?ref=mastodon
Welche iconic Bushaltestellen gibt's bei euch? Was fehlt?