Jim Dalypsneeze@mastodon.ie
Aug 14, 2026, 7:02 AMSky News: Why did you stand here in Clacton?
Count Bin Face: That's where the election was, John.
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HarriettMBHarriettMB@toot.walesAug 14, 2026, 8:01 AM@psneeze #CountBinFace is very smart. We need politicians like this: not frit hissy ones who are only there for the corruption.
bugbearbugbear@indiepocalypse.socialAug 14, 2026, 11:29 AM@HarriettMB @psneeze I like his policies, too. Building at least one affordable house, "cut your taxes and raise everyone else's", cap the price of 99 Flake at 99p...
Now this is a politician that understands his constituents!
- Jim Dalypsneeze@mastodon.ieAug 14, 2026, 12:16 PM
@bugbear @HarriettMB Nationalise Adele.
- bugbearbugbear@indiepocalypse.socialAug 14, 2026, 12:17 PM
@psneeze @HarriettMB I forgot about that one!
Aug 14, 2026, 8:09 AM@psneeze Brilliant. I love him.
Aug 14, 2026, 8:38 AM@psneeze same vibes
Ben. No, not that one.BenCotterill@mastodon.socialAug 14, 2026, 8:58 AM@psneeze @MintSpies Had this on repeat.
Baroness WinterBaronessWinter@beige.partyAug 14, 2026, 9:13 AM@BenCotterill @psneeze @MintSpies Oh, I needed that this morning. I think I just woke up my wife and son with my laughter.
funnymonkeyfunnymonkey@freeradical.zoneAug 14, 2026, 12:16 PM
Aug 14, 2026, 12:27 PM
epicdemiologistepicdemiologist@wandering.shopAug 14, 2026, 4:51 PM@BenCotterill @psneeze @MintSpies LMAO (Americanly)
unattributed 𓂃✍︎unattributed@gotosocial.socialAug 14, 2026, 9:05 AM@psneeze The interview with Sky News was brilliant this time 'round. Much better than the previous interview.
Glenn Setoglennseto@mastodon.socialAug 14, 2026, 10:19 AM@psneeze Oh god, he's gonna be the UK's PM during a Russian invasion, isn't he?
Edit: Like, Trump's gonna mock him during a White House visit for the bin not even being gold-plated and Bin Face will insist that he's not gonna donn a gold-plated bin while the invasion is ongoing.
- Jim Dalypsneeze@mastodon.ieAug 14, 2026, 12:16 PM
André RodenburgLynx234@mastodon.socialAug 14, 2026, 10:37 AM@psneeze Smug Nigel didn't dare to show his face anywhere near the Count. 🗳🗑
Angela CarstensenAngelaCarstensen@norden.socialAug 14, 2026, 11:10 AM@psneeze I'd have voted for him 😥
- Jim Dalypsneeze@mastodon.ieAug 14, 2026, 12:16 PM
@AngelaCarstensen Same
Filip Karolfilipkg@101010.plAug 14, 2026, 11:36 AM@psneeze Pity he no longer posts here @CountBinface
lemgandilemgandi@mastodon.socialAug 14, 2026, 11:47 AM( To John Dillinger: )
Q: Why do you rob banks?
A: That's where the money is.- Jim Dalypsneeze@mastodon.ieAug 14, 2026, 12:15 PM
Aug 14, 2026, 12:06 PM@psneeze 🙄🤦🏼
Aug 14, 2026, 12:35 PM@psneeze it take a political outsider to point out how pathetic the political journalism is in this country.
LappenjammerLappenjammerDieZweite@vivaldi.netAug 14, 2026, 1:09 PM@psneeze Brilliant.
Aug 14, 2026, 1:18 PM@psneeze
CNN headline:
"Nigel Farage wins election in which his main rival was a trash can"BBC story:
"Count Binface rebuts claims he represents the establishment"- Jim Dalypsneeze@mastodon.ieAug 14, 2026, 1:43 PM
IwillyeahIwillyeah@mastodon.ieAug 14, 2026, 1:56 PM
Billy SmithBillySmith@social.coopAug 14, 2026, 2:43 PM
