Global warming, not climate change.

Was asked if I could be quiet. Screw that!

Bin lorry driver is finally having a meltdown after a few weeks of shit. Screaming at holiday cottage (Airbnb) renters who’ve decided to park like cupid stunts.
Lots of blurry eyed people trying to move their cars after pulling up in the no parking area. (Five cars for one house? Piss off).
A few of us have come out to cheer.

Thinking of wandering into the middle of the fields and screaming FFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!
Might make me feel better.

Cant sleep, too hot. Watching the Clacton count. Watching massive ballot papers being passed around. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bXRIj7vyto

Oh goody. People turning up at the holiday cottage next door after 1AM. They’ve forgotten the code for the key box and are looking back through text messages. (It’s 0000). Not going to tell them.

Agghh!
Bat in the bedroom.
Bat in the bedroom.
Bat in the bedroom.
With a cat!

Was dropping off and jerked awake after I remembered Bob The Builder did a cover of Mambo No.5.
You now have to have this stuck In your head. WE CAN ALWAYS SEND IN THE TRACTOR!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjERnmcjbAE&feature=youtu.be

@spytfyre At one point when I worked at a pub in town we all were given walkie talkies. It was fun not only barring someone but also picking up, describing what they looked like so they were refused service everywhere else in town!

@spytfyre dog update. They left at about 9:30.

@spytfyre can’t sleep. https://open.spotify.com/track/1volQLQmUIixBJqQSUW805

Oh wow. Drunk person in holiday cottage behind the house is shouting out in Latin. No idea what they’re saying, but it’s kinda sexy.

Maybe I’ve been a linguistic bubble.
When did addictive become addicting?
When did by accident become on accident?
#AskFedi

Went to round to close down the garden for the night. Found a dog wandering round and half eaten tomatoes in the greenhouse. Grrr.

My AI has broken containment and wondering where creme eggs go.

M-people. You’ve got to search for the hero inside yourself.

I love it when people just do random hobby stuff because they felt like it.

My old school teacher has come round and dropped off a copy of a booklet she researched and printed.

Subject is the history of all the Post Offices in the village.

Only meeting for next week cancelled and got the house to myself.

Goning to do Sweet FA

Nadda

Niet

Square root of Jack…

Taking over the house hifi. Because they’re playing Phil Collins era Genesis.

Really want some tomato soup. Can’t be bothered to pick them from the garden and make something “natural” and “full of goodness”.
I want supermarket yummy processed stuff in a tin that is “cheap” and “full of sugar”.