Jason Lefkowitzjalefkowit@vmst.io
Apr 15, 2026, 4:34 PMStanding outside the house yelling "I AM AN AI COMPANY NOW" and waiting for pallet loads of dollar bills to fall from the sky
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FlowermobFlowermob@mastodon.socialApr 15, 2026, 4:39 PM@jalefkowit just like when I wanted to declare myself a bank and and ask for billions from the government
Matthew Haugheymathowie@xoxo.zoneApr 15, 2026, 4:59 PM@jalefkowit "is the AI company with us in the room, right now?"
Apr 15, 2026, 5:00 PM@jalefkowit
Shoe warehouses can be easily converted to data centers 👍
Apr 15, 2026, 5:03 PM@jalefkowit You have to add a sparkle button also
Apr 15, 2026, 5:11 PM@jalefkowit you're doing it wrong. You should have a clear vision whose job you will take and also prepare charts with colorful random bars. And somewhere in it you need an exponentially growing line for something.
Apr 15, 2026, 5:13 PM@jalefkowit you have to declare it, like bankruptcy
JackMexJackMexa4@mastodon.socialApr 15, 2026, 6:35 PMSome molotov are flying too.
So, watch out for those.
MusiqueNow ✡️ 🇵🇸 🌍MusiqueNow@toot.communityApr 15, 2026, 6:53 PM
Farah 🏳️🌈🖖🏼farah@beige.partyApr 15, 2026, 8:27 PM@jalefkowit Keep on dreaming, pal!
Molly Bmjibrower@mastodon.socialApr 15, 2026, 8:50 PM@jalefkowit There’s still time to pivot to video
mathewmathew@universeodon.comApr 16, 2026, 12:44 PM
lucaluc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.placeApr 15, 2026, 9:10 PM@jalefkowit * nose up to the sky *
I'm better moving from here, before it's starting unloading the proper reward to your investment. A hint: it's not in pallets, but in tankers.
Apr 15, 2026, 9:10 PM
Firehorseart Lives!srfirehorseart@ohai.socialApr 15, 2026, 9:20 PMSo I should reinvent myself as an AI slop GPUaaS crypto-mining company and apply for government funding?
It's getting hard to keep up with what's the latest AI trend being shoveled in front of excited executives.
:blobcatbusiness:
New Internationalistnewint@todon.nlApr 15, 2026, 9:30 PM@jalefkowit Yeah, this seems to be a thing now... We actually dedicated a whole issue of the magazine to the people behind "AI", to see what's really behind the hype.
Aleksandaraleksandarilic@mastodon.socialApr 15, 2026, 9:39 PM@jalefkowit I see this was 6 hours ago, so, is it working?
Apr 16, 2026, 2:05 AM@jalefkowit
Seems like it's worth a shot. Let us know how that works out for you.
Apr 16, 2026, 2:16 AM@jalefkowit I can’t believe no one else has thought of this
- Apr 16, 2026, 9:02 PM
AI's already have a social network, just for them. Maybe they need a church, too.
