Guillotines are not enough, we need commercial shredder

The teaching moment was quite successful though. Convo went something like this -
Kid: wish we had billion dollars!
Me: what’s so great about having so much money? And do you think all the billionaires are good people??
K: what do you mean?
M: let me put it this way, no amount of work will get you or I a billion dollars. So how do you think billionaires make money? Do you think they work really hard? Where do you think the money comes from?
K: (excitedly) THEY STEAL IT!!

After a good chuckle, I explained a little bit about labor distribution and the fallacy of geniuses. He’s not even 7, so I couldn’t get into the whole syllabus of class warfare. But I think the kids are alright!

Pls don’t tell me Musk is a trillionaire now cause the other day I was teaching the kid, trillionaires don’t exist. Cause no one can have/earn that much money

What these click baits don’t understand, reading habit of billionaires doesn’t matter. But naming those books will get them thrown in the garbage for sure. I wonder, if this is a long ploy for them to get the populace to not read

This timeline is getting stupider and stupider

Anyway I’m taking up digital illustration lessons, so I can finally create the t-shirts I’ve been dreaming about. Art with Flo is awesome!!

Side note- WTF steals hand soap tablets from a USPS package and leaves the address label behind? If you’re gonna steal it, just do it properly! Take the whole damn thing

You know what’s worse than regular Teslas? You’d think Cybertruck but it’s actually Teslas with vanity plates that says things like BERSERK

And what’s with all the military copters?? Eh, Iowa?

Suddenly there’s an influx of Teslas in town

Got this for the kid today because I care and am committed to the cause

The big guy was gifted with a Korean sponge roll cake, and omg it was freaking delicious and I’m in love!!! I’m running away to have its food baby and I will name it SpongeBob

Maybe I should go back to my abandoned blog. I just don’t know what to write most of the time and don’t wanna whine in essay form

The thing non-sick people don't realize is that even when you've figured out your chronic illness and have it mostly controlled, our healthcare system might just do a rug pull.

Maybe your doctor is feeling salty. Or the insurance company feels like giving you trouble. Or you just forgot to do something small.

So any time I need a refill, and I call my doctor, it's actually extremely stressful: over the last 20 years, a dozen of those calls have resulted in me being sick for 6-8 weeks.

I can’t believe this is actually happening to me but I think I ate too much daal today

I feel like I’ve said this one already…

Thundercats theme song but instead of Thundercats, it’s underpants #earworm

Back in modern civilization with electricity. But at what cost?

Power outage! I’ll go conserve energy I guess.

Hold on to your horses, middle of the Iowa weather is having a moment!