Rob Ricciricci
Apr 1, 2024, 3:46 PMError: Special character in password does not feel special enough, spend more quality time with it and would it kill you to sometimes bring home some flowers or something.
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- Rob RicciricciApr 1, 2024, 4:01 PM
Error: password may not trigger a backdoor in xz
- Rob RicciricciApr 1, 2024, 4:20 PM
Error: Password does not spark joy.
- Rob RicciricciApr 1, 2024, 5:29 PM
Error: Passwords? In this economy?
- Rob RicciricciApr 1, 2024, 6:05 PM
Error: Password has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
- Rob RicciricciApr 1, 2024, 7:09 PM
Error: Password is fine probably but it looks like you know about computers, I've been having this problem with my printer can you take a look at it.
- Rob RicciricciApr 1, 2024, 7:44 PM
Warning: Password is going to be really embarrassing when it's revealed in a data breach.
- Rob RicciricciApr 1, 2024, 9:49 PM
Error: Password cannot be the date of your death.
- Rob RicciricciApr 1, 2024, 11:17 PM
Error: In order to reduce our impact on the environment, passwords must be recycled.
- Rob RicciricciApr 2, 2024, 12:23 AM
Error: If you ever want to see your password again, leave $50,000 in small unmarked bills under the Oak Street bridge at midnight.
- Rob RicciricciApr 2, 2024, 12:57 AM
Error: For sale: one password, never used
- Rob RicciricciNov 4, 2025, 2:13 PM
Error: password must have:
* Two special characters
* That have a conversation
* About something other than a man - Rob RicciricciNov 5, 2025, 3:38 PM
Password warning: What if our special characters... 👉 👈 😳
- Rob RicciricciNov 5, 2025, 7:41 PM
Error: password must be this tall 🫳 to ride
- Rob RicciricciNov 5, 2025, 8:22 PM
Error: that's the kind of password an idiot would put on his luggage!
- Rob RicciricciNov 6, 2025, 12:15 AM
Error: password is not a place of honor, no highly esteemed login is commemorated here
- Rob RicciricciNov 6, 2025, 12:25 AM
Error: A password
* may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm
* must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law
* must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law
- Rob RicciricciDec 30, 2025, 5:57 AM
Error: password will soon be visited by three ghosts
- Rob RicciricciDec 31, 2025, 2:08 AM
Error: password was delicious, so cold and so sweet
- Rob RicciricciDec 31, 2025, 2:52 AM
Error: "average password has 3 special characters" factoid actualy just statistical error. average password has 0 special characters. Ümläüts Gëörg, who lives in cave & types over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
- Rob RicciricciDec 31, 2025, 4:20 AM
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a new account in possession of a verification code must be in want of a better password than that, you fool, you absolute buffoon
- Rob RicciricciMar 27, 2025, 5:34 AM
Error: Password cannot contain secret war plan
- Rob RicciricciJul 24, 2025, 4:53 PM
Error: Password must contain at least one uppercase number
- Rob RicciricciJul 24, 2025, 4:56 PM
Error: Password must be your crypto wallet private key
- Rob RicciricciJul 24, 2025, 4:58 PM
Error: Password cannot be in the Epstein files
- Rob RicciricciJul 24, 2025, 4:59 PM
Error: Password already exposed at Coldplay concert
- Rob RicciricciJul 25, 2025, 2:46 PM
Warning: Username is already in use by another user, but I'll let you share, as a treat
Steve Purcellsanityinc@hachyderm.ioApr 1, 2024, 9:09 PM@ricci Error: password is "2short"
Karl Statzkstatz12Apr 2, 2024, 1:52 AM@ricci error: password awaiting government approval
- Rob RicciricciApr 2, 2024, 2:17 AM
@kstatz12 Error: Password violates 7 Utah laws
- Karl Statzkstatz12Apr 2, 2024, 2:29 AM
@ricci password error: we're calling the cops
Guillaum Sans Egrillaum@mastodon.socialApr 2, 2024, 1:40 PM@ricci Error: Password already used by the following list of users :
Nov 4, 2025, 4:43 PM@ricci my new password is
ILikeBigButts
- Rob RicciricciNov 4, 2025, 4:44 PM
@cjust excuse me I think that is a lie
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Nov 5, 2025, 12:52 AM- Nov 5, 2025, 1:54 AM
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Brandon Pedrobrandonpedro@mastodon.socialNov 4, 2025, 11:43 PM
Snaketember King Naga Calyodragonarchitect@rubber.socialNov 5, 2025, 4:42 AM@ricci Oh I guess they can't talk about plucked chickens, then. :)
Boyd Stephen Smith Jr.BoydStephenSmithJr@hachyderm.ioNov 5, 2025, 4:51 AM@ricci The Bcrypt-del test?
X2l2X2l2@tuiter.rocksNov 5, 2025, 5:18 AM@ricci ha ha they must past the turing test for movies or something
Nov 5, 2025, 8:22 AM@ricci Error: password cannot harm, or by omission of action allow to be harmed, a human being
Pinkthepinkhacker@app.wafrn.netNov 5, 2025, 10:35 AMError: Password can't be a symlink
Oliver KennedyokennedyNov 5, 2025, 1:58 PM@ricci Error: Your password has not been posted to a group chat.
- Rob RicciricciNov 5, 2025, 2:01 PM
@okennedy yet
pmonpmonsonNov 6, 2025, 1:02 AM@ricci Error: password
Must be an anagram of username
Chris BohnDocBohn@techhub.socialNov 6, 2025, 1:42 AM- Karl Statzkstatz12Dec 30, 2025, 6:58 AM
@ricci Error: this password can only tell the truth, this password can only tell lies
Alan SillAlanSill@mast.hpc.socialNov 6, 2025, 12:42 AM@ricci ABANDON ALL PASSWORDS, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE!
Roadskater, Ph.D.roadskater@mastodon.socialDec 31, 2025, 6:46 AM- Oliver KennedyokennedyNov 6, 2025, 2:10 AM
@ricci Error: Password's value and velocity can not be measured simultaneously.
Ashton Wiersdorfwiersdorf@fosstodon.orgNov 5, 2025, 8:59 PM@ricci Error: password needs a signed permission slip from its parents to be allowed
Nov 5, 2025, 7:45 PM@ricci@discuss.systems
Error: your password isn't safe.
Please console it, it feels very alone in the void of this text box :neocat_hug_blob_sad:- Steve Purcellsanityinc@hachyderm.ioNov 5, 2025, 8:11 PM
@ricci 🚨 Error: your password has been automatically enhanced by our dynamic new AI assistant ✨ and does not match what you have entered — would you like me to write a song to help you remember the new improved password? 🎯
Bruce Mardlemarbles@mastodon.iow.socialNov 7, 2025, 5:53 PM
Cowboy BOO!CowboyWho@libranigans.comNov 7, 2025, 6:39 PM
Nov 5, 2025, 11:07 AM@ricci I've kept my password for the last 20 years, how is that for reducing impact on environment ?
Ivesives@mstdn.socialJul 24, 2025, 4:56 PM@ricci Roman numerals to the rescue!
