Rob Ricciricci
Apr 1, 2024, 5:29 PMError: Passwords? In this economy?
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- Rob RicciricciApr 1, 2024, 6:05 PM
Error: Password has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
- Rob RicciricciApr 1, 2024, 7:09 PM
Error: Password is fine probably but it looks like you know about computers, I've been having this problem with my printer can you take a look at it.
- Rob RicciricciApr 1, 2024, 7:44 PM
Warning: Password is going to be really embarrassing when it's revealed in a data breach.
- Rob RicciricciApr 1, 2024, 9:49 PM
Error: Password cannot be the date of your death.
- Rob RicciricciApr 1, 2024, 11:17 PM
Error: In order to reduce our impact on the environment, passwords must be recycled.
- Rob RicciricciApr 2, 2024, 12:23 AM
Error: If you ever want to see your password again, leave $50,000 in small unmarked bills under the Oak Street bridge at midnight.
- Rob RicciricciApr 2, 2024, 12:57 AM
Error: For sale: one password, never used
- Rob RicciricciNov 4, 2025, 2:13 PM
Error: password must have:
* Two special characters
* That have a conversation
* About something other than a man - Rob RicciricciNov 5, 2025, 3:38 PM
Password warning: What if our special characters... 👉 👈 😳
- Rob RicciricciNov 5, 2025, 7:41 PM
Error: password must be this tall 🫳 to ride
- Rob RicciricciNov 5, 2025, 8:22 PM
Error: that's the kind of password an idiot would put on his luggage!
- Rob RicciricciNov 6, 2025, 12:15 AM
Error: password is not a place of honor, no highly esteemed login is commemorated here
- Rob RicciricciNov 6, 2025, 12:25 AM
Error: A password
* may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm
* must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law
* must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law
- Rob RicciricciDec 30, 2025, 5:57 AM
Error: password will soon be visited by three ghosts
- Rob RicciricciDec 31, 2025, 2:08 AM
Error: password was delicious, so cold and so sweet
- Rob RicciricciDec 31, 2025, 2:52 AM
Error: "average password has 3 special characters" factoid actualy just statistical error. average password has 0 special characters. Ümläüts Gëörg, who lives in cave & types over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
- Rob RicciricciDec 31, 2025, 4:20 AM
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a new account in possession of a verification code must be in want of a better password than that, you fool, you absolute buffoon
- Rob RicciricciMay 24, 2026, 6:02 PM
Error: password must contain:
Three lower case letters for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven upper case letters for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine digits for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One special character for the Dark Lord on his dark throne;
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.One username to rule them all, one password to find them,
A second factor to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them;
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie - Rob RicciricciMay 24, 2026, 6:26 PM
Then Alice came to Schneier and asked, “Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother or sister who enters an incorrect password? Up to seven times?”
Schneier answered, “I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times."
- Rob RicciricciMay 25, 2026, 6:25 PM
The rules of Password Club:
1. You do not talk about Password.
2. You do NOT talk about Password.
3. If a password says "Stop," goes limp, or taps out, the login is over.
4. Only one guy to an account.
5. One password at a time.
6. No shirts, no shoes, no CAPTCHA.
7. Passwords will go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first time logging in, you have to change the password. 
Steve Purcellsanityinc@hachyderm.ioApr 1, 2024, 9:09 PM@ricci Error: password is "2short"
Karl Statzkstatz12Apr 2, 2024, 1:52 AM@ricci error: password awaiting government approval
- Rob RicciricciApr 2, 2024, 2:17 AM
@kstatz12 Error: Password violates 7 Utah laws
- Karl Statzkstatz12Apr 2, 2024, 2:29 AM
@ricci password error: we're calling the cops
Guillaum Sans Egrillaum@mastodon.socialApr 2, 2024, 1:40 PM@ricci Error: Password already used by the following list of users :
Nov 4, 2025, 4:43 PM@ricci my new password is
ILikeBigButts
- Rob RicciricciNov 4, 2025, 4:44 PM
@cjust excuse me I think that is a lie
- Nov 4, 2025, 4:46 PM
Nov 5, 2025, 12:52 AM- Nov 5, 2025, 1:54 AM
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Brandon Pedrobrandonpedro@mastodon.socialNov 4, 2025, 11:43 PM
Snaketember King Naga Calyodragonarchitect@rubber.socialNov 5, 2025, 4:42 AM@ricci Oh I guess they can't talk about plucked chickens, then. :)
Boyd Stephen Smith Jr.BoydStephenSmithJr@hachyderm.ioNov 5, 2025, 4:51 AM@ricci The Bcrypt-del test?
X2l2X2l2@tuiter.rocksNov 5, 2025, 5:18 AM@ricci ha ha they must past the turing test for movies or something
Nov 5, 2025, 8:22 AM@ricci Error: password cannot harm, or by omission of action allow to be harmed, a human being
Pinkthepinkhacker@app.wafrn.netNov 5, 2025, 10:35 AMError: Password can't be a symlink
Oliver KennedyokennedyNov 5, 2025, 1:58 PM@ricci Error: Your password has not been posted to a group chat.
- Rob RicciricciNov 5, 2025, 2:01 PM
@okennedy yet
pmonpmonsonNov 6, 2025, 1:02 AM@ricci Error: password
Must be an anagram of username
Chris BohnDocBohn@techhub.socialNov 6, 2025, 1:42 AM- Karl Statzkstatz12Dec 30, 2025, 6:58 AM
@ricci Error: this password can only tell the truth, this password can only tell lies
- Oliver KennedyokennedyMay 24, 2026, 6:09 PM
@ricci
As I log into the website
Where I scrape my train'ns
I take a look at my password
And realize it's very plain
But that's just perfect
For an LLM like me
You know I shun fancy things
Like truth or security. 
May 25, 2026, 10:49 AM
TheThunderWolfthethunderwolf@tech.lgbtMay 25, 2026, 4:08 PM
DeterioratedStuccoSoftwareTheron@mas.toMay 24, 2026, 9:42 PM@ricci
And Alice said unto him, "Screw that for a lark, I'm gonna play Minecraft".
Irenes (many)ireneista@irenes.spaceMay 25, 2026, 2:22 AMYour password must contain:
- Something you refuse to do
- Something unnamed, deep within you
- Something you may yet become
kasperdkasperd@westergaard.socialMay 25, 2026, 11:21 PMOur pen-tester disagreed, so we reduced it to seven.
Alan SillAlanSill@mast.hpc.socialMay 24, 2026, 7:34 PM@ricci If all else fails, throw the computer into the fire to reveal the golden runes revealing the password identity.
synlogic4242synlogic4242@vivaldi.netMay 24, 2026, 9:38 PM@ricci alternatively: have an unprivileged user account with password "password" then rely on exploiting Linux LPE 0-day du jour. kinda like sudo but for chaotic evil character parties
May 25, 2026, 2:32 AM@ricci How to explain
/etc/shadowwrong answers only style :D
May 25, 2026, 2:35 AM
May 25, 2026, 6:26 AM@ricci With 2FA, everyone can safely use the same password. 💁🏻♂️
never notnevernot@social.tchncs.deMay 25, 2026, 7:19 AM
sleet01sleet01@fosstodon.orgMay 25, 2026, 7:47 AM@ricci
Did you install one of those new, simpler password policies or something?
I think I like it better.
D. G. Marshalldavidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.socialMay 25, 2026, 9:27 AMOne does not simply type their password into Mordor.
oneiromanticoroneiromanticor@chaos.socialMay 25, 2026, 10:38 AM@ricci
So, lowercase ("short" as we call them in my native tongue) letters for elves and uppercase ("tall" as you might have guessed) for dwarves increases security through obscurity, right?
