Fesshole 🧻fesshole@mastodon.social
Oct 16, 2026, 7:25 PMI'm a grounded rather cynical middle-aged woman (pah to horoscopes, mediums, ghosts etc) but I would never ever not greet a magpie politely and ask how its wife is today.
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Emma Liv 🇨🇦 🧡not3ottersinacoat@mastodon.socialOct 16, 2026, 7:59 PM@fesshole Could someone please translate this to Canadian for me?
Oct 16, 2026, 8:00 PM@fesshole I don't think you should assume that the magpie is married or who to, you conformist pig.
Giles of the Junglegilester45@twit.socialOct 16, 2026, 9:13 PM@fesshole Rightly so. Corvids are spectacular birds.
Oct 17, 2026, 11:57 AM@fesshole My mum is superstitious so salutes a single magpie and says “Hello Mr Magpie” three times to avoid bad luck. Ironically she did it once while driving and nearly crashed the car. 🙄