Emily VelascoMLE_online
Sep 8, 2026, 3:48 AMI was driving and saw a business called a "teeth bar." I stared. What the hell could a teeth bar be? Some kind of dental thing?
I looked again. It said tea bar.
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Sep 8, 2026, 3:53 AM@MLE_online At least it wasn’t a tee barre, you know those places where underemployed ballet dancers will print you a custom t-shirt
- Emily VelascoMLE_onlineSep 8, 2026, 3:55 AM
@scott i wish it was one of those. that sounds cool
- Sep 8, 2026, 4:13 AM
@MLE_online hahaha
Hey Guselebertus@eigenmagic.netSep 8, 2026, 3:54 AM@MLE_online teeth for sale or trade
- Emily VelascoMLE_onlineSep 8, 2026, 3:58 AM
@elebertus Like a juice bar, but all the drinks are supposed to be good for your teeth
- Hey Guselebertus@eigenmagic.netSep 8, 2026, 4:00 AM
@MLE_online much less terrifying too
- Emily VelascoMLE_onlineSep 8, 2026, 4:01 AM
@elebertus Your idea is cooler. Mine would probably make money. And be annoying
- Hey Guselebertus@eigenmagic.netSep 8, 2026, 4:21 AM
@MLE_online my idea actually makes me feel not great. Your idea is plausible lol
- Emily VelascoMLE_onlineSep 8, 2026, 4:52 AM
@elebertus i like your idea! I would visit that kind of place. I have some teeth i could sale or trade
- Hey Guselebertus@eigenmagic.netSep 8, 2026, 6:02 PM
@MLE_online when I was a kid I would collect deer and cow teeth I found in the woods. Thinking back.. that was just in preparation of teeth bar
- Emily VelascoMLE_onlineSep 8, 2026, 6:04 PM
@elebertus Just hang up a neon Teeth Bar sign at the edge of the closest forest
Rue MohrRueNahcMohr@infosec.exchangeSep 8, 2026, 4:03 AM@MLE_online when your so strange you make the world around you stranger. ;]
- Emily VelascoMLE_onlineSep 8, 2026, 4:04 AM
@RueNahcMohr i hope so
Wayne Wernerketmorco@fosstodon.orgSep 8, 2026, 4:03 AM
Jon Gilbertjgilbert@mastodon.socialSep 8, 2026, 4:14 AM@MLE_online we have an actual Teeth bar up here in SF (used to be called Dr Teeth's but the muppets had their say and the name was changed). Pretty ok dive
- Emily VelascoMLE_onlineSep 8, 2026, 4:17 AM
@jgilbert I wouldn't call that a dive, but it does look like a decent bar
Sep 8, 2026, 4:22 AM@MLE_online a business whose sign reads "Teeth Bar" one minute and "Tea Bar" the next would be a sign that you're in a #Monsterdon movie.
Chipbytex64@awesome.gardenSep 8, 2026, 5:33 AM@MLE_online There is a place here called “Gentleman Jack’s Dental Lounge,” which is IMO an even worse vibe than “teeth bar”.
Ruth O'DayRuthODay2@chaosfem.twSep 8, 2026, 11:01 AMToo bad.
I was working on a joke, "So a molar and an incisor walk into a bar, and the bartender says, ..."
Sep 8, 2026, 2:53 PM@MLE_online they freeze the beer so everyone has to bite through it with their really strong teeth
- Emily VelascoMLE_onlineSep 8, 2026, 2:55 PM
@fredy oh, it's like a gym for exercising your teeth
- Sep 8, 2026, 2:56 PM
@MLE_online yeah! and they definitively hold the title for "coldest beer in town", all the other stores with those signs are lying
- Emily VelascoMLE_onlineSep 8, 2026, 2:57 PM
@fredy A place that alcoholics and rodents can both enjoy
- Sep 8, 2026, 2:59 PM
@MLE_online finally!
- Emily VelascoMLE_onlineSep 8, 2026, 2:59 PM
@fredy Tell your rats first round is on me
- Sep 8, 2026, 3:03 PM
@MLE_online squeaking to them now. they're very excited
smells of bikessmellsofbikes@mastodon.socialSep 8, 2026, 9:37 PM@MLE_online all the drinks have the same concentration: one molar.
