david celisdavidcelis@xoxo.zone
Aug 7, 2026, 10:56 PMi'm hearing reports that every Flock camera has 64 GB of DDR5 in it…
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Aug 8, 2026, 3:44 AM@davidcelis And a platinum catalytic converter, too!
Phil 📸phil@newsie.socialAug 8, 2026, 4:35 AMAnd copper. Lots of copper.
Aug 8, 2026, 7:48 PM
Aug 8, 2026, 5:03 AM@davidcelis AND a bunch of copper ...
catraxx :antifa:catraxx@tech.lgbtAug 8, 2026, 7:20 AM@davidcelis :neocat_catmode: :neocat_knives:
Aug 8, 2026, 7:29 AM@davidcelis And an RTX 5080 with 128gb RAM. It's crazy. ;)
Aug 8, 2026, 9:21 AM@davidcelis
I hope it doesn't get out that each has a pair of 2.5" 8TB SSDs in for redundancy in caching footage.Be a shame if anything happened.
Real shame.
@msbellows
QCCEクリスQCCEChris@mastodon.socialAug 8, 2026, 9:52 AM@davidcelis you bois know what to do!
Sister of the Liam, Brother in Mulchmulchmaxxing@blahaj.zoneAug 8, 2026, 9:55 AM@davidcelis@xoxo.zone after seeing how much an 8gb ram upgrade would cost yesterday... :blobcat_nervous:
wiztina :blobcatwitch:wizbean@tech.lgbtAug 8, 2026, 12:49 PM
Aug 8, 2026, 3:49 PM@davidcelis yeah, and two pounds of copper too.
I think its really important that everyone knows that flock cameras have 64GB of DDR5 and 2 lbs of Copper
- david celisdavidcelis@xoxo.zoneAug 8, 2026, 4:06 PM
@dgold and a couple ounces of gold, from what I’ve heard
the_guardianthe_guardian@infosec.exchangeAug 8, 2026, 4:03 PM@davidcelis think it's more like ~2gb, but some hype has inflated it to 64.
- david celisdavidcelis@xoxo.zoneAug 8, 2026, 4:06 PM
@the_guardian that doesn’t sound right to me
Tyrone Slothropslothrop@chaos.socialAug 8, 2026, 8:29 PM@the_guardian @davidcelis whatever. I guess it just becomes a question of harvesting enough cameras.
Paul_IPv6paul_ipv6@infosec.exchangeAug 8, 2026, 4:15 PM
Wayne Dixonwaynedixon@mastodon.socialAug 8, 2026, 4:17 PM@davidcelis @catsalad if true, we could just not allow them to buy memory and it’d help the memory shortage….
- david celisdavidcelis@xoxo.zoneAug 8, 2026, 4:19 PM
@waynedixon @catsalad i think it’s best to allow Flock to keep buying it and people will just do what people do
Aug 8, 2026, 4:24 PM@davidcelis
And hard-copy PlayStation disks!- david celisdavidcelis@xoxo.zoneAug 8, 2026, 4:26 PM
@crispius absolutely bizarre that they need those to operate but it’s true
Tito Swineflutito_swinefluAug 8, 2026, 4:35 PM@davidcelis and it unclips easily once you get the case open.
Krzysztof Sakrejdawronglang@bayes.clubAug 8, 2026, 5:52 PM@davidcelis Axon cameras have at least 96Gb it's in the minimum requirements, for AI
WirtschaftsfluechtlingWirtschaftsfluechtling@techhub.socialAug 8, 2026, 6:11 PM@davidcelis heard that even four smøll diamands are embedded (<1kt) 💍
Penguin Rebellionpenguinrebellion@tldr.nettime.orgAug 8, 2026, 7:04 PMAccording to unconfirmed rumors, there's also a diamond ring hidden in every 7th Flock camera, and scratch-off lottery ticket in every second one.
The & SystemTheAndSys@eldritch.cafeAug 8, 2026, 8:22 PM@davidcelis holy shit are they seriously planting 64 GB RAM sticks and multiple terabytes of SSDs on the ground right in the middle of the AI RAM crisis
Scott Blaydessblaydes@bsd.networkAug 8, 2026, 11:47 PM@davidcelis DIMMs or SODIMMs?
- david celisdavidcelis@xoxo.zoneAug 8, 2026, 11:56 PM
@sblaydes DIMMs, weirdly enough
Chery (Great Australian Pods)cheryanne@aus.socialAug 9, 2026, 3:12 AM
