BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.party
Jul 4, 2026, 4:54 AMLove getting up before 6 on a Saturday. Hooray! Have a great day everyone. X
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Jul 4, 2026, 4:55 AM@TheBreadmonkey somebody gotta catch them worms
Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)julianlawson@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 4:58 AM
Big Vimtobigvimto@mendeddrum.orgJul 4, 2026, 5:23 AM@TheBreadmonkey Early crew!
Jul 4, 2026, 5:28 AM@bigvimto @TheBreadmonkey I will have the alarm going at 5:00 local time tomorrow morning. I am at work at 6:00, you see.
- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:34 AM
- Jul 4, 2026, 5:40 AM
@TheBreadmonkey @bigvimto Not quite loud or annoying enough.
Is there a Mr Blobby Alarm?
Maybe I could hire Scooter to yell “GOOD MORNING!” at me at an appropriate time?
- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:49 AM
Would genuinely like. Think I might change my alarm.
- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:29 AM
Brrap brrap! I've just descaled the coffee machine, like a motherlovin' G!
- Big Vimtobigvimto@mendeddrum.orgJul 4, 2026, 5:33 AM
@TheBreadmonkey I'm making a massive sandwich for later, the popo can't stop me.
- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:36 AM
I've just had four different types of vitamins (with a banana so they don't make my tummy hurt) 💃 😎
Petra - a silly goosePetraPhoenix@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:39 AMHey up lads, I too find myself awake.
I am going to the seaside in a bit (because that is where my hairdresser is).
- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:41 AM
MERMAID
- Petra - a silly goosePetraPhoenix@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:42 AM
Shhhhhh! Don't go telling everyone, they'll all want a mermaid hairdresser 👀
- Big Vimtobigvimto@mendeddrum.orgJul 4, 2026, 5:43 AM
Which way around though? Human torso and fish tail, or...
- Petra - a silly goosePetraPhoenix@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:46 AM
She just has fish fingers
- Big Vimtobigvimto@mendeddrum.orgJul 4, 2026, 5:50 AM
Lovely stuff, excellent work!
My sandwich barely fits in the cool bag. I am looking forward to lunch and I've not even had brekkie yet
- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:51 AM
THAT IS A HUMAN LEG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
- Petra - a silly goosePetraPhoenix@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:53 AM
Wow! That is one HEFTY butty
- Big Vimtobigvimto@mendeddrum.orgJul 4, 2026, 5:57 AM
This physique ain't gonna maintain itself!
- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 6:10 AM
That's no butty. That's a buttzilla.
G.I. Robot :bc:GuyDudeman@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 6:33 AM@TheBreadmonkey @PetraPhoenix @bigvimto Good night from across the pond and across the other land and over to the other pond!
- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:50 AM
Very very good. Big lols in the Monkey kitchen.
- Petra - a silly goosePetraPhoenix@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:51 AM
Jul 4, 2026, 5:26 AM@TheBreadmonkey hello from Friday night still
FiJustFi@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:43 AM@TheBreadmonkey It was a 3.30 wake up here, so fun! I hope you have the bestest day 😊
Verđandi K SoldustySoldusty@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 1:58 PM@TheBreadmonkey
Notes time of Ben's pre-"get on with it!" toot.Well, frell, you beat me in the getting going stakes.
Strange thing is, since starting my 06:00am wake up routine on Thursday, I was a wake, I was being all ninja about it. Scoping the joint, sneaking between post, toots & replies :ninjagaiden: 🥷 :ninjagaiden:.
