BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.party
Jul 4, 2026, 5:29 AMBrrap brrap! I've just descaled the coffee machine, like a motherlovin' G!
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Big Vimtobigvimto@mendeddrum.orgJul 4, 2026, 5:33 AM@TheBreadmonkey I'm making a massive sandwich for later, the popo can't stop me.
- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:36 AM
I've just had four different types of vitamins (with a banana so they don't make my tummy hurt) 💃 😎
Petra - a silly goosePetraPhoenix@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:39 AMHey up lads, I too find myself awake.
I am going to the seaside in a bit (because that is where my hairdresser is).
- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:41 AM
MERMAID
- Petra - a silly goosePetraPhoenix@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:42 AM
Shhhhhh! Don't go telling everyone, they'll all want a mermaid hairdresser 👀
- Big Vimtobigvimto@mendeddrum.orgJul 4, 2026, 5:43 AM
Which way around though? Human torso and fish tail, or...
- Petra - a silly goosePetraPhoenix@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:46 AM
She just has fish fingers
- Big Vimtobigvimto@mendeddrum.orgJul 4, 2026, 5:50 AM
Lovely stuff, excellent work!
My sandwich barely fits in the cool bag. I am looking forward to lunch and I've not even had brekkie yet
- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:51 AM
THAT IS A HUMAN LEG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
- Petra - a silly goosePetraPhoenix@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:53 AM
Wow! That is one HEFTY butty
- Big Vimtobigvimto@mendeddrum.orgJul 4, 2026, 5:57 AM
This physique ain't gonna maintain itself!
- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 6:10 AM
That's no butty. That's a buttzilla.
G.I. Robot :bc:GuyDudeman@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 6:33 AM@TheBreadmonkey @PetraPhoenix @bigvimto Good night from across the pond and across the other land and over to the other pond!
- BenTheBreadmonkey@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:50 AM
Very very good. Big lols in the Monkey kitchen.
- Petra - a silly goosePetraPhoenix@beige.partyJul 4, 2026, 5:51 AM
