rjarrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Oct 21, 2026, 3:54 PMoh huh it *is* still Cybersecurity Awareness Month
ARE YOU FUCKING AWARE YET
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- rjarrjay@tacobelllabs.netOct 21, 2026, 4:01 PM
petitioning to move Cybersecurity Awareness to April
in honor of four
Oct 21, 2026, 4:02 PM@arrjay 4/4, works for the U.S. and the entire rest of the world.
- Oct 21, 2026, 4:03 PM
@arrjay apparently we only need a single day anyways
- rjarrjay@tacobelllabs.netOct 21, 2026, 4:03 PM
@north finally, an *annual* patch day.
- Oct 21, 2026, 4:03 PM
@arrjay Sysadmins everywhere rejoice.
- rjarrjay@tacobelllabs.netOct 21, 2026, 4:04 PM
@north of course then you have the attendant Apr 5, "the day nothing fucking works"
Phillip :usa_distress:phillip@social.lolOct 21, 2026, 4:08 PM@arrjay then we’d have 4/20, too. I’m in!
Christopher Evansbecomingwisest@hachyderm.ioOct 21, 2026, 7:45 PM@arrjay I worry about what gets announced on the first. This CA issue seems like it would be a good April Fools joke, except it isn’t.
andrybakandrybak@mastodon.socialOct 22, 2026, 12:15 PM@arrjay an unexpected crossover between XKCD #221 "Random Number" https://xkcd.com/221 and XKCD #972 "November" https://xkcd.com/972
ɹǝʌɐǝʍweaver@soylent.greenOct 21, 2026, 4:01 PM@arrjay ETOOAWARE
Paul_IPv6paul_ipv6@infosec.exchangeOct 21, 2026, 4:15 PMfeeling more like cybersecurity were-ness month...
- rjarrjay@tacobelllabs.netOct 21, 2026, 4:16 PM
@paul_ipv6 cybersecurity awawaness month
Oct 21, 2026, 4:27 PM@arrjay "cybersecurity, uh where?"-ness month
Oct 21, 2026, 6:41 PM@arrjay buddy claude answer this question for me
Dan Sugalskiwordshaper@weatherishappening.networkOct 21, 2026, 8:37 PM@arrjay I am definitely aware that cybersecurity would be a good idea. Maybe we can try some next month, because clearly this month is a total write off.
- rjarrjay@tacobelllabs.netOct 21, 2026, 8:38 PM
@wordshaper oh you don’t have to *be* cybersecure!
just *aware* of it
gabboman the wafrn devgabboman@gabboman.xyzOct 22, 2026, 9:09 AM
spangherospanghero@ioc.exchangeOct 22, 2026, 11:54 AM
Alexa Devreux-Swiftalexadeswift@lgbtqia.spaceOct 22, 2026, 1:57 PM
Reid :blobcat_happy:reiddragon@fedi.catto.gardenOct 23, 2026, 2:03 PM- rjarrjay@tacobelllabs.netOct 23, 2026, 2:06 PM
@reiddragon @gabboman I'll even go so far as to not particularly like cool white!
Oct 22, 2026, 9:20 AM@arrjay I chose to be happy and cybersecurity unaware
*makes private key 5 to be smorter than 4
*lay in bed with super vulnerable computer on lap and happier for it
ramonaramona@app.wafrn.netOct 22, 2026, 9:26 AMi'm too aware. can we dial back on the awareness a bit?
Oct 22, 2026, 9:54 AM@arrjay yes. yes I am aware. a little too aware.
Oct 22, 2026, 10:01 AM@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net it's the best month 4 cybersecurity news!
SkunkcrimesTamber@taur.zoneOct 22, 2026, 10:03 AM@arrjay Painfully :cripes:
Oct 22, 2026, 7:42 PM@arrjay I’ve seen shit you normies wouldn’t believe.
ive seen multiple linux cves with no long term solution besides “lol good luck”
ive seen CEOs gloat on LinkedIn about violating data embargos with unabashed pride
ive seen weak cryptography featuring the number 4
- Oct 22, 2026, 7:43 PM
@arrjay all of these moments forgotten by next week
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