Make thick my blood,
Stop up th' access and passage to remorse,
That no compunctious visitings of nature
Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between
The effect and it! Come to my woman's breasts,
And take my milk for gall, you murd'ring ministers,
Wherever in your sightless substances
You wait on nature's mischief! Come, thick night,
And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell,
That my keen knife see not the wound it makes,
Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark,
To cry "Hold, hold!"

The raven himself is hoarse
That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan
Under my battlements. Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full
Of direst cruelty!

P.J. Bernstein’s.

The phrase "postquantum PHP" shouldn't amuse me so much, but it does. I'm good with that, though.

(I know there's a word missing in that phrase but it's funnier this way)

https://phpc.social/@paragon/116364892926842512

INSTEAD OF NUTRITIONAL PELLETS ON THIS TUESAFT EYE AM CONSUMING ICE CREAM 4 SUSTENANCE

Gotta say, it's nice to get a "we got your employer match donation!" message from a charity I donated to and put in for a match. If you run a charity of any size, anything that could get folks employer-match money for, you should *absolutely* do this if you have the information.

You might not, I know that info isn't always passed on or available. If it is, though... send the email and pass on the thanks.

The new launch dates are "maybe", "someday", and "hahano".

https://masto.ai/@meduza_en/116364186872489405

Wait. Which civilization is Trump ending? Ours? I've lost track.

Stay at home mom? I had a drink at home mom.

/ UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
/ & AS A RESULT
/ UR SO DEEP IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
/ SO DEEP IN DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
/ THAT U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT

I am looking forward to the upcoming AI bubble pop wiping out a significant fraction of a bunch of family office-managed money. That will be hilarious to watch.

https://mstdn.social/@TechCrunch/116363563069414326

/ "HEY ITS SNOWBLOBBING IN APRIL"
/ "QUICK, PUT ON UR SNOWBLOBS T-SHIRT"
/ https://merch.weatherishappening.com/product/the-weather-is-happening-snowblobs-unisex-crew-neck-t-shirt

CURRENT SKY SITCH OVER BOSTON: SNOWBLOBBING

LOOK @ THE SIZE OF THOSE SNOWBLOBBIES

/ SNOWBLOBS NOW
/ MAY SHIFT INBTWIXT RAINBLOBS & SNAINBLOBS & SNOWBLOBS
/ BUT ALL THOSE BLOBS SHULD BE FLOATED AWAY BEYE 11 AM
/ EXCEPT 4 SUM RAINBLOBS THAT MAY FLOAT OVER IN UR TUESAFT
/ BLOBBY ALL DAY LONG
/ MID 40S

"Ramos’ case would have been easy to resolve in the past, Stock said, but instead DHS now appears to be focusing on detaining members of military families whenever the opportunity arises — including when, like Ramos, they are attempting to apply for legal status."

“I never imagined that trying to do the right thing would lead to her being taken away from me,” said Blank, 23, in a statement to The Associated Press. “What was supposed to be the happiest week of our lives has turned into one of the hardest.”

Supporting the troops during a time of war!

"Federal immigration agents detained Ramos as part of the Trump administration’s mass deportation agenda, which legal experts say has dispensed with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security’s practice of leniency toward families of military members."

https://apnews.com/article/ice-immigration-military-spouse-deport-59ce5951fb284f95b836d0b07d6b0718

INSOMNIA. 🥺

“…during his formative years.” 😆 #AllStarTrek #DS9