Prof. Sam Lawlersundogplanets@mastodon.social
Oct 9, 2026, 2:08 AMBut DON'T WORRY EVERYONE, the FCC will almost certainly approve SpaceX's one million satellite filing soon, so this will seem like nothing!
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- Prof. Sam Lawlersundogplanets@mastodon.socialOct 9, 2026, 2:09 AM
Oof. My dark sarcasm levels have shot through the roof and entered orbit. Time to sign off for the night.
AliAli@river.geek.nzOct 9, 2026, 2:16 AM@sundogplanets You are go for TLI
Oct 9, 2026, 2:16 AM@sundogplanets
The situation is also through the roof. We're with you. We're glad someone is paying attention.
Patrick Hadfieldpatrickhadfield@mastodon.scotOct 9, 2026, 4:02 AM@sundogplanets ...where you can take direct action against Starlink?!!
Cat WestCatawu@mastodon.socialOct 9, 2026, 7:21 AM@sundogplanets I’d like to see other countries all sue the USA for polluting the skies we all share. Maybe that would give them pause on this “give the billionaires anything, everything their shrivelled little hearts desire.
Oct 9, 2026, 3:52 PM@sundogplanets
Careful - it'll get hit by a Starlink satellite.
Oct 9, 2026, 2:11 AM@sundogplanets Oh FFS
Oct 9, 2026, 2:25 AMI tried to start writing parody lyrics to Eminem's stanza in “Without Me” that starts 🎶 The FCC won't let me be … 🎶 but didn't get very far.
And I sure as 🤬 am not going to burn data center time spending LLM-gen-AI tokens on making the joke for me (it wouldn't be good anyway).
So, please insert here a stanza of your own making to the tune of that rap about FCC, Elon Musk, and Starlink.
Come to think of it, I suspect Elon & Eminem might share a worldview. 🤔
cc: @jrdepriest
Kristin Henry: artist. Runs vis.social.kristinHenry@vis.socialOct 9, 2026, 2:43 AM@sundogplanets ugh 😭