Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼♀️🐈🐈⬛Ashedryden@xoxo.zone
Sep 9, 2026, 11:46 PMHi, my name is Ashe and I’m helping to conduct the 2026 Mastodon census. 💁🏼♀️📋
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ADHDeanASLadhdeanasl@beige.partySep 9, 2026, 11:50 PM@Ashedryden Where’s the overcommitted ADHDer who crushes on everyone?
- Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼♀️🐈🐈⬛Ashedryden@xoxo.zoneSep 9, 2026, 11:52 PM
@adhdeanasl the officials thought that was a given for everyone on the fediverse
- ADHDeanASLadhdeanasl@beige.partySep 9, 2026, 11:56 PM
@Ashedryden Could be
Deborah Preuss, pcc 🇨🇦deborahh@cosocial.caSep 10, 2026, 12:47 AM@Ashedryden @adhdeanasl that's fair! Really, so "neurotypicals" I meet just haven't discovered the joy of letting their superpowers free by using their name ... yet! #adhd
- Deborah Preuss, pcc 🇨🇦deborahh@cosocial.caSep 10, 2026, 12:45 AM
@adhdeanasl @Ashedryden yeah, my adhd self had to cosplay as neurotypical to answer here 😂. ✔ done.
kieran :therian:kieran@hom.phSep 9, 2026, 11:54 PM@Ashedryden are we taking "covered in cat hair" literally or
- Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼♀️🐈🐈⬛Ashedryden@xoxo.zoneSep 9, 2026, 11:55 PM
@kieran I mean could be!
Farah 🏳️🌈🖖🏼farah@beige.partySep 10, 2026, 12:02 AM@Ashedryden I’m not in this poll and I’m sad
- Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼♀️🐈🐈⬛Ashedryden@xoxo.zoneSep 10, 2026, 12:14 AM
@farah oh noooo
- Farah 🏳️🌈🖖🏼farah@beige.partySep 10, 2026, 12:06 AM
@Ashedryden Penciling myself in —
AuDHD bisexual wannabe witch 
DarkAthena 🐝DarkAthena@beige.partySep 10, 2026, 12:37 AM@Ashedryden @adhdeanasl Fuck. Even in this list I’m “other”. :adhdean_spin:
Sep 10, 2026, 12:36 AM@Ashedryden my answers sometimes contradict each other and I think that's an important part of understanding me.
Michael BaconMichaelTBacon@social.coopSep 10, 2026, 12:49 AM@Ashedryden I think I'm somewhere between "wannabe cottage-core lesbian" (but masc) and "tall bookstack by the bed neurotypical" (I collect books but ADHD means I oscillate between "haven't read a book in a month" and "just stayed up until 5:30 AM to binge this book in one day.")
Jonobiejonobie@social.coopSep 10, 2026, 1:41 AM@Ashedryden I’m offended that I can’t combine any of the adjectives with any of the verbs. I’m a pickle loving queer… 😂
mparkmpark@mathstodon.xyzSep 10, 2026, 1:45 AM@Ashedryden Tall bookstack by the bed neurodivergent, speedwalking adhd, and autistic amateur engineer. You got sooo close.
John McChesney-Youngjmccyoung@mstdn.socialSep 10, 2026, 2:12 AM@Ashedryden Read the poll and turned about 30 degrees in bed to take this. (Maybe a little neuro-spicy.)
