Devdev
Mar 24, 2026, 9:56 PMKirkland Signature™ File System
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Nick Gullynickgully@mefi.socialMar 24, 2026, 9:57 PM@dev only comes in zetabit sizes
ashashguy@infosec.exchangeMar 24, 2026, 9:58 PM@dev lots of space, low utilization, zero redundancy
Mar 24, 2026, 10:10 PM@dev oh is this what Microsoft has been up to lately?
GreenDotGuyDarcMoughty@infosec.exchangeMar 25, 2026, 12:03 AM@dev Instead of a long and complicated fsck, you verify filesystem integrity by having someone eyeball your journal and then they swipe a sharpie on your drive.
TheMagicalCcwg1231@defcon.socialMar 25, 2026, 1:00 AM@dev NTFS?
AndresAndres4NY@social.ridetrans.itMar 25, 2026, 1:14 AM@dev Finally, an affordable file system that my kids will eat!
(They hate the texture of ext4's dentries and complain that the superblock isn't salty enough. Also that it tastes like expired ext3.)
nobodyhermitcl@aus.socialMar 25, 2026, 2:41 AM@dev [i was going to mention ReiserFS but I'd better not]
Sean Murthysmurthys@hachyderm.ioMar 25, 2026, 7:17 AM@dev starts out as an endorsement label on a known file system. Over time, the updates make it a label on a FOSS file system.
Mar 25, 2026, 8:12 AM@dev
Have to buy it a petabyte at a time.