we used to have fun on the internet

Permethrin is your friend (but for cats)

RT: https://shitposter.world/objects/e15b7ad1-3ff0-403e-8e4b-aee2e10937ec

If everyone had the exact same laugh it would be creepy as hell

> The secure messaging service Signal, which uses end-to-end encryption to protect the communications of millions of people globally each day, says government amendments to its lawful access bill are insufficient to persuade it not to withdraw from Canada.

Just use delta chat

GEICO literally won't let me cancel the policy for a car I don't have. It asks a dozen questions trying to invent reasons to have a policy and then refuses to let you cancel.

Sometimes if you choose a different reason for why you want to cancel the policy it eventually replaces the blue "Cancel Policy" button at the bottom of the screen with "Maintain Policy" to send you back to the main page. Other times the button disappears completely.

America why is this even a TV show

Miele Cyrus should be the name of a robotic vacuum

All Pleroma contributors must sign the Pleroma Contributor Covenant which is a legally binding document that needs to be notarized asserting that you've never even looked at Twitter/X. Not a screenshot of a meme, not even the sign-in page.

We have to do this to protect ourselves from imaginary lawsuits

> My FSD 14.3 car definitely does NOT respect school zones

mine absolutely does and it's fucking annoying that it does it when it's outside the posted school zone hours

Hey folks, the Salvation Army gets a lot of charitable donations every Christmas so maybe we should do Christmas all year????? :shrek:

RT: https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/117421676613870108

So Rust is slop, and I guess Go is slop too because the guy who is head of all their crypto code is a slop coder

Elixir is slop

Python is slop

Perl is slop

I guess you'll have to go back to writing C/C++ and Ruby

"it could have been my dotfiles! i should have been a famous millionaire!"

Buy calls on diapers

https://www.sciencealert.com/sexually-transmitted-diarrhea-is-exploding-in-the-us-and-its-growing-resistant-to-medicine

this applies to "LLMs can never work, they only produce shit code" cheerleading too. Just because people are saying it doesn't mean it's true.

RT: https://digipres.club/users/misty/statuses/117435802988855390

hahaha whats wrong afraid to shoot a guy in a wheelchair on national TV?