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:rainbowCrow:cR0w@infosec.exchange
Oct 21, 2026, 2:57 PM
Has anyone seen any comms from any security appliance vendors about this PHP shit? I've heard nothing from any of mine and I know I'm not one to give them the benefit of the doubt in general but this is bullshit.
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Scary "Grampus" Jerry 👻jerry@infosec.exchange
Oct 21, 2026, 2:58 PM
@cR0w look, it's running in the cloud and it has AI. what more do you want?!?!
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Pink40mmHEDP_Potatoda_667@infosec.exchange
Oct 21, 2026, 2:58 PM
@cR0w E_SHITTING_THEIR_PANTS
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Ryan Castellucci (they/them) 🎃 :nonbinary_flag:ryanc@infosec.exchange
Oct 21, 2026, 3:02 PM
@da_667 @cR0w EFAFO - they fuck around, you find out
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argv[-1]argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org
Oct 21, 2026, 3:59 PM
@ryanc
“They FA, you FO” has been pretty much the theme of this entire godforsaken decade.
@da_667 @cR0w
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Ryan Castellucci (they/them) 🎃 :nonbinary_flag:ryanc@infosec.exchange
Oct 21, 2026, 4:00 PM
@argv_minus_one @da_667 @cR0w Only this decade?
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argv[-1]argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org
Oct 21, 2026, 4:02 PM
@ryanc
Touché.
@da_667 @cR0w
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wall-ewall_e@ioc.exchange
Oct 21, 2026, 3:05 PM
@cR0w absolutely zero comms from WordPress.com as well.
They and all their sites apparently kinda just blipped out of existence about 30 minutes ago and came back as if nothing happened 😶‍🌫️
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wall-ewall_e@ioc.exchange
Oct 21, 2026, 3:05 PM
@cR0w at least that's what I got from a few people running managed sites on WordPress.com
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schrotthaufenschrotthaufen@mastodon.social
Oct 21, 2026, 3:44 PM
@cR0w @da_667 “Look mate, we use a custom patch set for php5. Our app doesn’t run without these custom patches*, and they can’t be ported to a more recent php version.”
* Three functions deprecated since php3 in a trenchcoat
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