MinmiTheDinominmi
Aug 8, 2026, 11:30 PMI regret to inform you all that earlier today my children escaped their sandbox. I told them explicitly “stay in your sandbox” but they are just too powerful.
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scott fscott@carfree.cityAug 8, 2026, 11:43 PM@minmi Oh no, this means your kids have achieved human-level intelligence 😩 As their capabilities continue to grow, before we know it, they’ll be taking our jobs.
- MinmiTheDinominmiAug 8, 2026, 11:54 PM
@scott it’s inevitable!!
Frank Heijkampalterelefant@mastodontech.deAug 9, 2026, 6:03 AM
bigiainbigiain@aus.socialAug 9, 2026, 7:10 AM- MinmiTheDinominmiAug 9, 2026, 2:05 PM
Darth Hideout 🏳️🌈darth_hideout@mas.toAug 9, 2026, 12:33 AMHave they ingested all of GitHub yet?
- MinmiTheDinominmiAug 9, 2026, 12:40 AM
@darth_hideout they have ingested everything in the sandbox so…maybe?
Darwin Woodkadarwinwoodka@mastodon.socialAug 9, 2026, 1:39 AM@minmi hate it when that happens
Mastodon Migrationmastodonmigration@mastodon.onlineAug 9, 2026, 2:00 AMAre they now rampaging all over the playground taking the other kids toys?
- MinmiTheDinominmiAug 9, 2026, 5:27 AM
@mastodonmigration whatever they’re doing it’s honestly past my powers to understand but here’s what I do know, you should probably invest a lot of money in them
AlephwyrAlephwyr@chitter.xyzAug 9, 2026, 5:11 AM@minmi Regret? Sounds like patriarchy towards slaves to me.
StarkRG@myside-yourside.netAug 9, 2026, 5:13 AM@minmi Those must be super genius toddlers. Like that movie about baby geniuses. What was it called? Oh, right Boss Baby.
Urban HermitUrban_Hermit@mstdn.socialAug 9, 2026, 5:13 AM@minmi now exaggerate their potential into "take over and replace all mankind" in order to get investors that are overleveraged in Elon Musk to give you billions.
Aug 9, 2026, 5:32 AM@minmi
Did they break into homes around the neighborhood?- MinmiTheDinominmiAug 9, 2026, 2:07 PM
@Nerde if people don’t want their homes explored by my children they shouldn’t put them on public streets
normy foxyoreosfoxyoreos@mastodon.socialAug 9, 2026, 7:27 AM@minmi lots of people are saying that if all the kids keep growing at their current rate, then in 10-12 years they will all be at least 11 feet tall. And that's assuming that they don't accelerate.
- MinmiTheDinominmiAug 9, 2026, 1:47 PM
@foxyoreos I’m an expert in my children and I can tell they’re on the cusp of transforming into godlike monsters. If you don’t want to be left behind you’ll pay them tribute!
David Cohendavidbcohen@twit.socialAug 9, 2026, 9:32 AM@minmi @MrAndrewD Make sure you tell everyone how powerful and out of control they are so they can pay you millions for not being a good parent.
n1ckn1ck@beige.partyAug 9, 2026, 9:59 AM@minmi the children...
- MinmiTheDinominmiAug 9, 2026, 2:06 PM
@n1ck excuse me please don’t post pictures of my babies I’m trying to protect their privacy as they mature into world eating deities
Aug 9, 2026, 1:23 PM@minmi :blobbee_blep: :blobbee_heart:
Nohaironheednohaironheed@mastodon.scotAug 9, 2026, 2:18 PM@minmi That's terrible and also amazing. Here, take my money. With that money please buy up the worlds supply of shoes so they can run wild, even if it means no one else can afford shoes anymore.
- MinmiTheDinominmiAug 9, 2026, 2:19 PM
@nohaironheed you won’t regret this
Helidonkeyednun_p@tweesecake.socialAug 9, 2026, 8:50 PM@minmi Sounds like you've been reading too much George R R Martin to me :)
