I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standard¹ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
¹ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
Mar 5, 2026, 2:24 AMMar 5, 2026, 2:45 AM@alice I realized after posting that there is an alternate interpretation where I am asking you to never change your clothes, and now that is retroactively what I meant. Please leave the bear suit on forever.
Mar 5, 2026, 2:48 AMMar 5, 2026, 2:59 AM
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@alice Hell yeah! Congratulations!
@alice This is so cool!!
@alice We choose, Alice-Bear 🐻
@alice congratulations snazzy bear!
Hacking locks like Fancy Bear hacks systems.
@alice come for the bare pics, stay for the bear pics
Mar 6, 2026, 6:49 PM@alice Cutie Patootie!
@alice new headcannon: It is this particular bear that most women would prefer to meet than a strange man 🙂
@swaldman you might be onto something...
😋
@alice that is a very cute bear suit.
Jun 28, 2026, 10:23 PM@alice this is what peak pick performance looks like (super cute!)
Jun 28, 2026, 10:27 PM@alice 😍
@jerbear profile pic checks out 😋
@alice gawrsh you're cute, Alice 🥰
@alice Bravo! That is some skill mastering!
@alice Congratulations!
@alice congratulations
@alice Brinks gave you FOUR PINS! Generous! I thought all of theirs were three.
That's awesome.
@alice you make it look so easy, like first stick goes in, then second and poof! Opened lock! Congrats (even if I don't know anything about lockpicking)
@alice obligatory:
a key that can open any lock is a master key, a lock that can be opened by any key is a master lock
@alice *applause*
@alice soooo Lockpicking Alice channel when