Why, dear god why must it always be pulling teeth to configure PHPStorm to use tools inside a container?
It's 2026. There is no excuse for how complicated this nonsense is.
Don't point me at the "autodiscovery and self-configure" page. It's wrong and worthless. I've tried many times.
I love IntelliJ/PHPStorm when it works, but... damn I don't want to think about how much time I've lost to this across many projects.


