Toilets in Germany have curious ads.

#ipc25

Danke für nix, chatgpt.

(Die Folgebearbeitung sah dann besser aus, hat aber 40% des Inhalts stillschweigend entfernt. Also muss ich mich jetzt echt mit Word-Layouting beschäftigen...)

i double dog dare you no wait i was just jo

Working with another team's #API that seems to have *only* some kind of auto-generated documentation so I'm just a constant pest to them on Slack.

Hard not to feel like I'm the problem here but man, I'm not clairvoyant.

#WebDev #Programming #Javascript

My sense of humour today is as congested as my sinuses

30 years of PHP and inaugural meetup

Thu, Jun 12th, 2025, 6:30 PM

PHP meetups are back in Rotterdam with our inaugural meetup for RotterdamPHP!!1 (very original, we know)

And our first meetup is a real treat: celebrating 30 years of #PHP

https://www.meetup.com/rotterdamphp/events/308104341/

Temma at AFUP Day Lyon

A lightweight PHP framework and a bold message.

Discover the #PHPWayOfLife manifesto presented by Amaury:

🌐 https://www.temma.net/
📖 https://www.phpwayoflife.com/
📝 https://www.geek-directeur-technique.com/2025/06/01/ma-presentation-a-lafup-day-lyon-2025-temma-et-php-way-of-life

#PHP #Dev #AFUPDay #OpenSource

The NBA is hiring a Graphic Designer in NYC.

https://nbacareers.nba.com/job/New-York-Partnership-Strategy-&-Design%2C-Graphic-Designer-NY-10022/1210013701/

#hiring

It was an absolute pleasure to finally fulfil @shochdoerfer NUMBER 1 dream and LIFE GOAL of having me speak at @phpugffm - I spoke about, and we had great conversations, about #PIE - the PHP Installer for Extensions, and a cool new feature idea from @dkreuer that we'll look into! A great little community, thank you for having me! ❤️ #php #phpc #phpcommunity #communityworks

@afilina 😜

📷 Evil Eye

🚩 Outer Circle, London, United Kingdom

#Photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #Aves

🏳️‍🌈 Flag is hoisted 🏳️‍🌈

My first day at #ipc2025 in Berlin

On today's @phpugffm menu: @asgrim talking about PIE - the PHP Installer for Extensions

probably the biggest passive admission of being wrong by the tech industry is that reddit launched their updated design in 2018, and yet, old.reddit.com still works and is usually what i see shared.

When you've got great #tests, a great #ci_cd pipeline and a fantastic framework - the Symfony 7.3 upgrade is just a 10 minute job on release day.

#symfony #semver

OH (not mine):

One thing a lot of people fail to understand is that a if a social group are oppressors in one place and oppressed in another, the score isn't oppressors:1, humanity:1.

It's oppression:2, humanity:0.

Here is the material I used for my "So you think you know #PHPUnit?" at #IntPHPCon today:

https://thephp.cc/presentations/so-you-think-you-know-phpunit?ref=mastodon

Meet us at IPC in Berlin today & tomorrow at our @packagist booth. 👋 Would love to chat about Composer, supply chain security, dependencies, or show you our new tool Conductor! Don't forget to pick up a Composer sticker 😉

#php #phpc #composerphp #ipc #ipc2025

There are 20 different things I can click on in this screenshot (including ones hidden behind the ellipses).

None of them take me to the error.

There is a link to the Github Actions advertising page though. Which seems a little presumptuous, since it's not working.

Also: TIL MongoDB has a 64 byte max length for database names, and I gave this branch too long a name!