Mike ShewardSecureOwl@infosec.exchange
Jul 5, 2026, 12:25 AMi was actually gonna make a joke post that patriots should stay on the mall and remember that lightning is woke, but it turns out they are already saying that anyway
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Ryan Mrpmik@avgeek.socialJul 5, 2026, 12:33 AM@SecureOwl LOL 🤪
AI6YR Benai6yr@m.ai6yr.orgJul 5, 2026, 12:34 AM@SecureOwl lolol
Dr GEthicalProfessorJul 5, 2026, 12:52 AM@SecureOwl
Stupid is as stupid does.
Jeff PummillJPummil@genomic.socialJul 5, 2026, 12:53 AM@SecureOwl
😂🙄
Jul 5, 2026, 12:53 AM@SecureOwl @AndrewHenry these people want to win the race to the bottom
Roger MooreVATVSLPR@c.imJul 5, 2026, 1:39 AM@adriano @SecureOwl @AndrewHenry
Sadly, Trump has demonstrated that there is no bottom.
LenoraFaithinBones@mastodon.socialJul 5, 2026, 12:59 AM@SecureOwl when a few are electrocuted then they'll blame someone else for their own stupidity
pmcneil, nerdpmcneil@aus.socialJul 5, 2026, 5:13 AM@FaithinBones @SecureOwl natural selection.
Jul 5, 2026, 1:27 AM@SecureOwl “lightning is woke” 😂
LukefromDCLukefromDC@kolektiva.socialJul 5, 2026, 1:51 AM@SecureOwl These idiots should consider what happens if lighting hits the whole setup of 14,000 pounds or so of fireworks and sets them all off at once. That is not something anyone should be anywhere near.
QuasitQuasit@beige.partyJul 5, 2026, 2:30 AM@SecureOwl
...aaand now I'm back to hoping for mass deaths. Any chance of tornadoes in that area?
Captain Packratcaptpackrat@pawb.funJul 5, 2026, 3:41 AM@SecureOwl The big problem is that unless something actually does happen right in front of them, then they're just going to ignore future warnings.
Su_GSu_G@aus.socialJul 5, 2026, 5:05 AM@SecureOwl
Is it catching or are they born like that? 🤔
GrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸grumpydad@infosec.exchangeJul 5, 2026, 6:07 AM@SecureOwl Just let them stay and let's hope lightning gets a few of them.
Jul 5, 2026, 6:35 AM@SecureOwl 😂 comedy and parody are dead with this bunch
Klarname 🌈strigga_@mastodon.socialJul 5, 2026, 6:49 AM
@ui3oui3o@chaos.socialJul 5, 2026, 7:44 AM@SecureOwl smile, #Darwinisonourside
Really Lazy Bearreallylazybear@mastodon.socialJul 5, 2026, 11:58 AM@SecureOwl I'm surprised they still have capacity to "think" it's baloney. I thought they don't think at all.