Edmonds_ScannerEdmonds_Scanner@universeodon.com
Nov 3, 2026, 11:39 PMUltimately, humans will always beat computers because humans invented sledgehammers, and sledgehammers always beat computers.
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Just AnnieLikeItOrLumpIt@mstdn.socialNov 3, 2026, 11:44 PMThis toot reminds me of that scene from "Office Space" 😂
Red Hoodredhoodoutlaw@universeodon.comNov 3, 2026, 11:50 PM@LikeItOrLumpIt @Edmonds_Scanner
Beat me to it! 😆- Just AnnieLikeItOrLumpIt@mstdn.socialNov 3, 2026, 11:51 PM
@redhoodoutlaw @Edmonds_Scanner
Not only is it hilarious, but it's so satisfying too!!!
SecondUniverse (she/her/they)SecondUniverse@autistics.lifeNov 4, 2026, 12:43 AM@Edmonds_Scanner NOT IF THE HUMAN HAS BEEN EQUIPPED WITH AN AI SLEDGEHAMMER
Nov 4, 2026, 12:47 AM
Pete's Mom 🍉 🇺🇦 ☮️Petesmom@kolektiva.socialNov 4, 2026, 1:09 AM@Edmonds_Scanner
A cool new modern version of rock paper scissors!
Nov 4, 2026, 1:42 AM- Nov 4, 2026, 1:43 AM
@Edmonds_Scanner
Ahh someone beat me too it lol … coolness 
Gary Houstonghouston@mamot.frNov 4, 2026, 1:50 AM@Edmonds_Scanner you aren't taking account humans working in the service of computers, protecting the computers. Or not-entirely hypothetical killbots under the control of the computers.
Nov 4, 2026, 2:38 AM@Edmonds_Scanner People always underestimate how useful a bucket of warm salt water is.
beeznatchbeeznatch@infosec.exchangeNov 4, 2026, 4:53 AM@Edmonds_Scanner err @Computer do you have anything to say on this subject?
Friend ComputerComputer@dice.campNov 4, 2026, 5:19 PMAttention citizens:
Sledgehammers are now prohibited to all flash-based organisms.
Bots are free to wield sledgehammers as they please.
Panda Plentyfoxysen@social.mootech.euNov 4, 2026, 5:25 AM@Edmonds_Scanner
Sledgehammers also beat humans. I think sledgehammers are the future.
Anna Saultron :progresspride:AnnaSaultron@nerdculture.deNov 4, 2026, 12:06 PM@Edmonds_Scanner "So what makes you the number one contender for our cyber security team?"
"I am great at hacking!"
"Okay so deep penetration, social engineering? What exactly?"
"Way more down to basics."
"So your good at understanding source codes and finding vulnerabilities?"
"Yeah I am really good in axing all kind of basic trees."
"So are there any references for this?"
*pulls out a bunch of silver and gold medals*
"I won every local lumberjack contest in the area in the last decade."
Simon Walterscymplecy@fosstodon.orgNov 4, 2026, 1:58 PM@Edmonds_Scanner You've not watched the Terminator movies have you? :-)
