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[object Object]zzt@mas.to
Oct 31, 2026, 2:40 PM
“look, do you see any emissions? yes I know it’s parked and the built-in rolling coal switch is currently set to off, that’s what makes it green”
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[object Object]zzt@mas.to
Oct 31, 2026, 2:41 PM
“if you really think about it, this truck will actually solve climate change”
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[object Object]zzt@mas.to
Oct 31, 2026, 2:43 PM
“it’s actually worse for the environment when you ride a bicycle because the metal for 1000 bicycles could have gone into manufacturing a truck that some guy will only drive to the store. and I don’t know if you know this, but 1000 people are more than just one”
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[object Object]zzt@mas.to
Oct 31, 2026, 2:44 PM
god this has to be some unhinged shit some grifter said on a podcast
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Electrile Dysfunctionmenos@todon.eu
Oct 31, 2026, 4:14 PM
@zzt You'd get standing ovations from every single Ben Shapiro fanboi for that.
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[object Object]zzt@mas.to
Oct 31, 2026, 4:14 PM
@menos checkmate cyclists
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John Mieraujohn@vyrse.social
Oct 31, 2026, 3:28 PM
@zzt (torn between laughing and weeping)
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LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛LeDiva@lediva.masto.host
Oct 31, 2026, 2:43 PM
@zzt "Mega Raptor" sounds like a monstrosity released to compete with Canyonero.
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[object Object]zzt@mas.to
Oct 31, 2026, 2:48 PM
@LeDiva it’s a power wheels pedal car for oversized kids, except with the destructive power of a tank and the fragility of a man
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Clayfootclayfoot@mastodon.social
Oct 31, 2026, 4:02 PM
@LeDiva @zzt Mega Raptor is a general term for after market conversion kits on an F-250 or F-350 Super Duty. Like a Shelby or Cobra Mustang. MegaRexx Trucks is one of those builders. They really do have tremendous payload and towing capacity, assuming anyone buys and uses one for actual work.
https://eco-savvy.blog/mega-raptor-ford-specs-cost
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[object Object]zzt@mas.to
Oct 31, 2026, 4:03 PM
@clayfoot @LeDiva it looks like shit
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knaaaaaackknaackbuilt@mastodon.social
Oct 31, 2026, 3:27 PM
@zzt I am laughing uncontrollably because the weird attempt at uparmoring the front of that truck will serve to funnel everything you hit directly into the open drive train. It’s like the physical manifestation of hitting yourself in the dick with a hammer.
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Fzm@kolektiva.social
Oct 31, 2026, 3:34 PM
@knaackbuilt @zzt When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a dick
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Wilfried Klaebewonka@chaos.social
Oct 31, 2026, 3:38 PM
That's a one-off monster truck show vehicle, yes? Yes? 🥹
@zzt
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Clayfootclayfoot@mastodon.social
Oct 31, 2026, 4:04 PM
@wonka @zzt Maybe that one, but Mega Raptor after market conversions are done by multiple companies like MegaRexx
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[object Object]zzt@mas.to
Oct 31, 2026, 4:05 PM
@clayfoot @wonka do they all look like shit
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Clayfootclayfoot@mastodon.social
Oct 31, 2026, 4:08 PM
@zzt @wonka Enh. Not sure. They're all custom conversions, so some look better than others.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=mega+raptor+truck&iar=images
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