batkarenbatkaren@mastodon.online
Oct 23, 2026, 11:41 PMIf you can’t afford a pumpkin this Halloween, just know it’s because of this single house’s insatiable gourd demand driving up prices.
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Codey McCodefacebcasiello@floss.socialOct 23, 2026, 11:47 PM@batkaren Gourds Georg is an outlier adn shouldn't be counted
Gemini6Icegemini6ice@hachyderm.ioOct 24, 2026, 12:53 AM
Morphologisttomstewart@lingo.lolOct 24, 2026, 1:15 AM@batkaren
Good Lord, if it isn't the Gourd Hoard outpoured!
ArapallaArapalla@aus.socialOct 24, 2026, 1:21 AMHim. How much for the gourd?
Brian. Nothing, take it, it's yours.
Him. What's wrong with it?
CM Harringtonoctothorpe@mastodon.onlineOct 24, 2026, 1:21 AM@batkaren @lisamelton NEXT TIME ON GOURD HOARDERS…
Autumn Meadowmeadow@lgbtqia.spaceOct 24, 2026, 2:35 AM@batkaren
Gourd damn them! Gourd damn them to hell!
Oct 24, 2026, 4:38 AM@batkaren get gourd!
Jon RoachFourT4Oct 24, 2026, 7:40 AM@batkaren Who cleans the steps?
TheosoreassTheosoreass@ieji.deOct 24, 2026, 1:57 PM@batkaren if i was the gourd delivery driver id be asking questions after the 2nd day of them not being taken in🤔ffs its basic if the newspapers or milk were piling up the police would have been called already
vieuxnezvieuxnez@mstdn.socialOct 25, 2026, 1:50 AMSomeone should try moving just one gourd daily, to see if they know their gourd hoard.