I jokingly and hopefully said this and I’m trying to figure out if they had. I hope they had‽

How would you react if someone jokingly accused you of Facebook stalking them (and you had)?

How would you react if someone jokingly accused you of Facebook stalking them (but you hadn’t)?

Wah, I scorched my waist on magma!

COWORKER: printer is out of yellow toner

ME, wearing a homer simpson costume made from paper: weird

Shaped like a friend

Saw this little one getting harassed by the magpies and crows today. It was putting up a good fight but it's so little.

I brought him inside and gave him some bedding, shelter, fruit/nuts, and water. Tomorrow I'll let him out in the wooded area next to the river.

#rats

Some of you have never watched Friday the 13th series and it shows

👨‍🚒 it looks like the fire was an electrical fire started by your smoke detector

Oh my god my smoke detector is beeping although I removed the battery but I don’t have any other 9volts on hand. Why tf does it use a 9volt

👨‍🏫 there’s only one thing worse than a list…
😲 laundry!
👨‍🏫 no…

👨‍🏫 there’s only one thing worse than a clown…
😲 a circus!
👨‍🏫 no…

Past tense imperative

HEY! Don’t bug the bunny!!!

“Which rational numbers are interesting?”

Idk I’ve never seen any categories

Why don’t we categorize interesting rational numbers the way we do with interesting integers?

Does Star Wars belong on
Pizza

rabbit thinking good thoughts

Kpop Bratz Hunters

Omg just sent a like to someone GORGEOUS on hinge so ofc we won’t match

we love to see it ❤️

https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/10/colorado-i25-wildlife-crossing/

#design #nature