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Sep 21, 2026, 6:34 PMRFK Jr. has recently argued that parents should expose their children to the Bubonic Plague when they are 18 months old, as this will allow them to safely eat raw rodents.
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Dud again.BackFromTheDud@mas.toSep 21, 2026, 6:36 PM@lowqualityfacts That's too believable.
Tracey Thekla RolandelliRolandelli@beige.partySep 21, 2026, 6:36 PM@BackFromTheDud @lowqualityfacts seriously, in these days the Onion looks legit.
markATLeagle@mastodon.onlineSep 21, 2026, 6:42 PM@lowqualityfacts once you get past rabies amd bola then you are free to eat anything. Full raccoon mode
PlantagoLabsplantagolabs@mastodon.socialSep 21, 2026, 6:53 PM@lowqualityfacts Damn, you dug so low you found gold ^^
EDVARDSEDVARDS@musicians.todaySep 21, 2026, 8:03 PMI don't get it.
How will exposing their children to the Bubonic Plague help allow the parents to safely eat raw rodents?
Sep 21, 2026, 9:18 PM@EDVARDS @lowqualityfacts
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The Unrefined Jagoffunrefinedjagoff@mas.toSep 21, 2026, 8:30 PM@lowqualityfacts don't give him ideas