The new Assassin’s Creed is really weird.

I'm urgently looking for somewhere to park the Hell Bus until the start of summer 2027. Ideally somewhere not too far from Swindon/Bristol. It has to leave its current parking spot 1st Dec.

Any offers/ideas please let me know - darren@spellingmistakescostlives.com

Wait… so after all the fuss from last night… America has to wait until January for all the winners to take their seats in Congress?

What are they doing for the next month and a half?

What’s to stop the incumbents from just setting fire to everything before they leave?

Are they trying to win the “slowest political system ever” award?

#USPol

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It’s the moopsy’s favourite holiday… i Morti (Italian Day of the Dead).

#iMorti #DayOfTheDead #Moopsy #LowerDecks #StarTrek

me: what's a haiku?
professor: five, seven, five
me: got it. Thank you

#haiku

#RAM #LowEffortMeme

#MentalHealth

Very sad to hear that John Leeson, who voiced the Doctor's faithful robotic canine companion K9, has sadly passed away. #DoctorWho

#death #grimreaper #karmapolice

From LGM blog comments this morning, v funny people

A little more whimsy, by Lisbon-based photographer Hugo Suíssas 🏰

It's the Torre de Belém, located on the north bank of the Tagus River in Portugal.

#art #Photography #Photographer

Another cool Halloween costume

Another great idea for Halloween

#Caturday #Halloween #Witches #BlackCat

@mavu The commonest things fans tell authors is "I want more of this!" and it's a mistake to give them it. What they *really* want is something that makes them *feel the same way* they felt when they read the other thing, not more of exactly the same, which is now familiar.

-1 to Halloween. Don't forget to clean your tiny bat.