People ask what it takes to keep a 1000-year-old witch like me alive, then look shocked when I tell them I need 1 human baby sacrifice every moon cycle.
But when you amortize the baby over a month, it’s barely anything. What’s a baby weigh…8 lb.s? That’s like a 1/4 lb. a day—that’s hardly any baby!
@batkaren what do you suppose it takes to keep Trump alive, I wonder... do you have any insight?
@batkaren like the old joke, "I love babies, but I can't eat a whole one"
@PizzaDemon and this only like a SLIVER of baby per day
@batkaren I'm seeing a lot of hate for this honest take, but people seem to be ignoring that babies are a renewable resource.
That is how Trump's oligarchs think... amortized human sacrifice ignores that millions that will die to keep a tiny elite minority rich.
@batkaren just trying to facilitate some honest commerce here https://beige.party/@StefanThinks/117496076239804231
What keeps Mitch McConnell… a… alive… sort of…at… 4000? Years old?