Nigella getting deviously excited about using a blow torch is really saving my lesbian soul

holy fucking shit Nigella Lawson on Great British Bake Off is just incredible

there is literally nobody better for this role and it's what I've been waiting for since the show started

Here are some of my best lesbian memes in honor of #InternationalLesbianDay

I swear I saw an interview with the Ted Lasso people saying this was the final season, but now I’m seeing news about “cliffhanger for season 5”

Am I losing it? I swear it was the last one

Rebecca saying “we’re having a baby” after Keeley says she wanted Rebecca to be the first to know ✨✨✨✨🥹

monopolies are scum

xfinity (the only internet provider who offers service at our home address) just quietly hiked the price up by +$30/month

I only caught it because I get the bill emailed to me ahead of time every month even though it’s on autopay

WTF!?!?

time to call them (again)

Finished reading Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid yesterday and I’m still thinking about it

What an unexpected outcome! Especially considering two close friends of mine said they put it down (one said it was boring)

I was layered back under my old boss last week, which means any hopes of me working to a promotion on this account are nil now (this reorg is basically undoing the last reorg because it was absolute bs and my company’s sales team deserves the guillotine for the load of bullshit they sold our client with this “premier” service model)

Told new/old boss I’m looking at internal roles. Him: thanks for letting me know. you need to do what’s best for you

bwahahahah why am I so nervous?

finally watching Hacks final season

the fashion dyke I found online said she was wearing a bolo because her homophobic grandfather would be horrified. so I bought one too. may all homophobic grandfathers choke on their spit.

NIGELLA LAWSON ON BRITISH BAKE OFF NOW AND NOBODY TOLD ME 😤🥲

there's simply not enough hours in a day to relax.

I arrived 18 min early today for my dentist appointment and it was such a relief to check in without feeling rushed and breathless from powerwalking or jogging *hides face* to their office downtown

exploring the concept of time and anxiety lately

i spent like an hour creating this so i could beg for recommendations in the context of my taste in books

anyone have lesfic recs?

EDIT:

- The Senator’s Wife by Jen Lyon
- Bloom Town: Genesis by Ally North
- The Flight Risk by Macon Leigh
- I Really Do by Emily K. Hardy
- Sweetbitter Song by Rosie Hewlett
- Tropical Storm by Melissa Good
- Sunburn by Chloe Michelle Howarth
- Once in Berlin by Jo Havens
- The Lay of You by Corrie MacKay
- In the Lonely Hours by Elle Alexanda

so far the only good thing about this season of Ted Lasso is the consistent and reverent display of Hannah Waddingham's arms

https://youtu.be/AFnDscZpprU

timestamp 1:31 - 2:08

Fina “older woman enjoyer” Valero

it's still 2 days of work till my vacation. I'm the last one in my department who hasn't taken the assigned 2 weeks yet. I'm basically rattling my cage now.

the state of academia during summer months:
my coworker: I forgot my work phone, fuck!
me: it's okay. If they really need you, they can find your contact information on our website and call the office. don't stress
her: but I wanted to watch a movie between tasks.
me: ... why not on your private phone?
her: IT DOESN'T HAVE A HEADPHONE JACK

we need to bring headphones jacks back to save workers!

so wattpad banned porn and people moved to ao3 to enjoy uncensored fic, but now they're having a collective fit about "bad" and "unethical" fiction. I mean...
just FILTER THIS STUFF. to quote this classic:
it's called free wheel you dumb asses