the state of academia during summer months:
my coworker: I forgot my work phone, fuck!
me: it's okay. If they really need you, they can find your contact information on our website and call the office. don't stress
her: but I wanted to watch a movie between tasks.
me: ... why not on your private phone?
her: IT DOESN'T HAVE A HEADPHONE JACK
we need to bring headphones jacks back to save workers!