the fashion dyke I found online said she was wearing a bolo because her homophobic grandfather would be horrified. so I bought one too. may all homophobic grandfathers choke on their spit.

there's simply not enough hours in a day to relax.

it's still 2 days of work till my vacation. I'm the last one in my department who hasn't taken the assigned 2 weeks yet. I'm basically rattling my cage now.

the state of academia during summer months:
my coworker: I forgot my work phone, fuck!
me: it's okay. If they really need you, they can find your contact information on our website and call the office. don't stress
her: but I wanted to watch a movie between tasks.
me: ... why not on your private phone?
her: IT DOESN'T HAVE A HEADPHONE JACK

we need to bring headphones jacks back to save workers!

so wattpad banned porn and people moved to ao3 to enjoy uncensored fic, but now they're having a collective fit about "bad" and "unethical" fiction. I mean...
just FILTER THIS STUFF. to quote this classic:
it's called free wheel you dumb asses

interesting. I've read a lot of fantasy, especially as a teenager, and it almost always lacked queers, women, and weirdness. and this one has it all.
https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/887561c2-d851-407c-a372-9fded8089d51

is it queer signaling?

Light from Uncommon Stars by
Ryka Aoki is comforting and queer and it has trekkie references, but that septuagenarian fucked that alien, didn't she? good for her!

ughhhh I've read too much news. I'm going to take a shower to calm down

RE: https://homo.promo/@reginasbread/117092082524750102

no one asked, but the reason why I've always been more into soprano diva whorship than mezzo diva whorship is milfs™️

https://web.archive.org/web/20220226175608/https://www.theawl.com/2011/04/anne-sofie-von-otter-and-the-queer-diva-worship-of-the-mezzo/
lolol yeah

My favorite inventor is the person who mixed potatoes with mayonnaise and called it a salad.

on my way to say something unnecessary about saggy tits in space

I'm not a fandom creator, I'm just gay, but I don't like where fandom in general is going. I need to double my efforts to be a freak in public because kids these days are only about "content".

I would really like to go grocery shopping with my long-distance pocket friends.

I finished The Oblivion Bride and excuse me, where is Nephele Corisande? you know the one - almost 6 feet tall, dark greying hair, glowing scars, pinstriped suit with a fucking cape? Nephele Corisande, I have time for you at whenever you want o'clock. Please call me. I could maybe help you with your back pain (or make it worse).

having a dilemma of the century: should I buy reasonable universal glasses frames or crazy ones. I'm too old to give a shit about looking proper, but on the other hand, maybe those colors would be jarring on my face. I don't know

so I had to edit back that AI-ed text to add my personal cheer when all I felt was fury.

my boss edited my text using chat gpt because it lacked cheer.

my friend wanted to say "love triangle" but said "love triage" and I think it's very rich porn-wise