Found a nice pair of reading glasses on the loo roll holder in a public toilet cubical. Nowhere to hand them in and my magnification, so gave them a new home. Today they slid off my head and landed in the toilet bowl. It's only just dawned on me…
Lol
@fesshole Who pees with reading glasses on?
Aug 19, 2026, 9:04 PM
@fesshole There's a tiny penis joke in here somewhere...
Aug 19, 2026, 6:23 PM@fesshole You're in focus now. Gone from loupe to loo-oops.
@fesshole "and for two and a half years, the glasses passed out of knowledge. Until, when chance came they ensnared a new bearer"
Time to rip your face off and throw it away.
@fesshole that you're in a time loop?
