Calling this pulled pork burrito a "pork salad wrap", just to fuck with the Southerners.

This is the story of a girl,
Who cried a river and...
ope, no, not that one. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Two minute warning. It is now too late to get popcorn. Or at least put into into a form that won't break your teeth. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

What's this? I'm awake and sober and at home enough to do #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer ???

@futurebird 9? Did someone sneak in and take Teddy's 9?

I also visited Paisley Park via some legerdemain on the part of my porter with a length of dowel rod and some extremely fragile mushrooms. I don't think anyone can seriously believe there are only two genders, when it is absolutely clear that Prince invented the Prince gender exclusively for his own use--including unpronounceable pronouns iconographically synonymous with "love". We shouldn't have to be as much larger on the inside as Prince was for society to just accept it.

@Bwee #DoodleANoodle

Sort of wondering what month this year that Trump plans to announce diplomatic recognition for independent Taiwan. I need to ration my coping drugs so they don't run out too soon.

I pronounce Sean Bean as "seen bahn" just to poke English language pronunciation in the ea.

I mean... Reanimator showed us that chopped up into bits and unable to die wasn't so bad from a sinister plotting standpoint. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

It's very simple. You need to take a living person's blood, my dude. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Slight distraction here as the competing screen has just come to "Hans, bubbe, I'm your white knight!" #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Nice callback to Dude, Where's My Car, which will have been made several decades into the future.

"Aaaaand theeeeeen?" #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

I recently got a fulfilled order of art stickers from @joyousjoyness 's print store, and encourage everyone to buy direct from artists, doodlers, and toonists, like @grickle , and to get those orders in early so they can ship in time for $WINTER_HOLIDAY !

What leftovers level are you?

Oh, hey, remember when Dick Cheney shot his lawyer in the face with birdshot, collapsed a lung, and triggered a heart attack? That guy died in 2023.

Don't be friends with anyone that might wear the mantle of negligent homicide too lightly. Every hundred-millionaire would be just fine with killing any of us accidentally.

I just saw citation guidelines from an actual university for LLM responses.

No.

This is not appropriate to be teaching undergrads.

An LLM is not a fucking source. It is a sink. Where plagiarized text gets spun in a math blender. It is not eligible for authorship credit, or for copyright protection, because it is a goddamned algorithm and has zero fucking cognition.

It isn't the fascists solely responsible for destroying universities. It's all the shitbrained admins.

Is there anyone out there that's a #Lawyer (enbarred in the US) interested in organizing a class action against Flock Safety and any other ALPR operators for stalking every motorist and violating our reasonable expectation of being unidentified and untracked while on the public roads? These spystalkers need a data retention policy of minutes, not days, for plate IDs that have no specific search reason. I would also like to be paid $10 or so to help them go bankrupt.

I think we have enough credible sources and witness reports now. Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk was definitely shot in the neck at Utah Valley University during a student Q&A event. UVU is in Orem, Utah. A suspect is alive in custody, and the condition of Kirk is generally unreported.

Charlie Kirk reportedly shot in the neck during a "prove me wrong" tour date.