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SnoopJSnoopJ@hachyderm.io
Jun 12, 2026, 8:06 PM
@bstacey all right, I'll get the obvious out of the way:
Endless Shrimp Jesus
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Jason Lefkowitzjalefkowit@vmst.io
Jun 12, 2026, 8:08 PM
@bstacey seems fishy
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estelleestelle@mstdn.social
Jun 12, 2026, 8:10 PM
@bstacey "our automated system has detected that you have eaten a suspicious amount of shrimp, we will send a robot manager to meet you shortly"
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LabSpokaneLabSpokane@mas.to
Jun 12, 2026, 8:11 PM
@bstacey And then, the enhanced SmartLobsters began to reason collectively...
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Robert [KJ5ELX] :donor:FuturisticRobert@infosec.exchange
Jun 12, 2026, 8:12 PM
@bstacey Cheddar bAI Biscuits.
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XennyGXennyG@vivaldi.net
Jun 12, 2026, 8:15 PM
@bstacey I wonder if this relates to the “first” AI religion — The Church of Molt, aka Crustafarisnism?
https://molt.church
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XennyGXennyG@vivaldi.net
Jun 12, 2026, 8:21 PM
@bstacey More directly, it’s the height of irony how the article goes to great pains to show how the smug-looking CEO “raised Red Lobster out of bankruptcy” only to intend to make the it the most AI-est restaurant possible, like THAT will bring the hungry masses back…🙄
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CarolynCStamp@mastodon.social
Jun 12, 2026, 8:22 PM
@bstacey A big whatever. Another reason to avoid it.
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MeznorMeznor@mstdn.social
Jun 12, 2026, 8:24 PM
@bstacey Productivity boost straight into their next bankruptcy, in record time!
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Toast, Anonymous Fedi FungusShiitakeToast@beige.party
Jun 12, 2026, 8:12 PM
@bstacey Will we get lobsters with extra claws?
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Veevee@musician.social
Jun 12, 2026, 8:37 PM
@bstacey Wow, they're still in business? My guess is they won't be for long...
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FurryBetaFurryBeta@shark.community
Jun 12, 2026, 8:58 PM
@bstacey Haven’t ate in one for years. Now it looks like I will never again eat there
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Melissa BearTrixMelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online
Jun 12, 2026, 9:24 PM
@bstacey
Nice knowing you Red Lobster... I never visited but I will miss ya
Hugz & xXx
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Mike Siegelmikesiegel@infosec.exchange
Jun 12, 2026, 9:34 PM
@bstacey they really missed the opportunity to acquire OpenClaw first.
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Cityhallincityhallin@infosec.exchange
Jun 12, 2026, 11:47 PM
@bstacey
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Scavelloscavello@mastodon.gamedev.place
Jun 13, 2026, 1:31 AM
@bstacey I’ll just leave this here…
https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/homemade-cheddar-biscuits/
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