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🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)alice@lgbtqia.space
Dec 5, 2025, 12:57 AM
#LearnLockpickingWithAlice bonus lesson: Sometimes your stomach-wookie sings the song of its people while you're trying to film a 5-second clip of you opening a vintage Louis Vuitton padlock off of a $1000 purse, so you snort-laugh and have to redo the whole thing.
For real, I tried to film this clip like half a dozen times. First is was a motorcycle speeding by, then a plane, then my girlfriend scooting her chair, then auto-focus issues, then a stomach-wookie, then finally a clean take.
I made pizza after this shot.
And yes, this lock—that was presumably hundreds of dollars new—opens with just a turning tool...no picks needed 🤣
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Quixoticgeekquixoticgeek@v.st
Dec 5, 2025, 1:02 AM
@alice weird lock picking question. As you acquire more and more practice locks. How do you manage them? Just a pile of locks, or neatly organised? Do you keep the keys with the locks? I have a growing pile of locks, and it seems a random collection of keys that don't seem to match as many locks as I have keys...
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MayaMayaMayaitsmaya@treehouse.systems
Dec 5, 2025, 1:24 AM
@alice I watch a lot of machining videos and some of the best content is in outtakes sometimes, one channel has a compilation of interruptions for pretty much every video, "fuck of train", "fuck off birds".
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kwayk42kwayk42@sechtor.social
Dec 5, 2025, 3:23 AM
@alice when you pay for a name, not a product 😂
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Chris Millsambientspace@cloudisland.nz
Dec 5, 2025, 3:49 AM
@alice most excellent giggles.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)catsalad@infosec.exchange
Dec 5, 2025, 6:54 AM
@alice 😳
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Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag: 🔜 40C3ryanc@infosec.exchange
Dec 5, 2025, 6:57 AM
@catsalad @alice Cat.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)catsalad@infosec.exchange
Dec 5, 2025, 7:02 AM
@ryanc @alice :neocat_3c:
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Insecurity Princess 🌈💖🔥saraislet@infosec.exchange
Feb 11, 2026, 7:24 AM
@ryanc @alice @catsalad we were all thinking it
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🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)alice@lgbtqia.space
Dec 5, 2025, 7:43 AM
@catsalad oMFG I'm crying 🤣
I'll never be able to look at that tight little French keyway the same way again 🥺
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Zoe : Void -> azmz@mastodon.social
Dec 5, 2025, 7:43 PM
@alice @catsalad what's that tool?
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Clifton RoystonCliftonR@wandering.shop
Dec 5, 2025, 8:44 AM
@catsalad @alice
Oh no.
Oh my god. Oh no. Oh no.
Oh yesyesyesysyesyes!
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Eugen Neubereuneuber@graz.social
Dec 20, 2025, 10:52 AM
@alice you made my day!
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