object permanence is a lie spread by big neurotypical to keep people with adhd down

movie concept: Michelle Yeoh has to get the gang back together for one last heist, but the gang are all her ex-girlfriends

I got one, but unfortunately it's extremely phalic

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/117315719955218376

trying to draw an iceburg with a pacman mouth so that the mouth floats at the waterline ready to eat boats is surprisingly hard

My milkshake the boys has brought
To gaze upon what I have wrought
Across the yard, their screams ring out
"It's better than yours", the terrified shout

someone give me $10 million to produce a t4t Dirty Pair remake

together we will defeat 2026

the museum game in San Francisco is next level

can't wait until 10 years from now when Android and iOS ban web browsers in the name of "security" and doing literally anything requires you to install an Alphapple approved app. they're all still electron under the covers. looking forward to installing the Tok (which requires every permission) for the 10000th time to unsubscribe from their e-mails, which I am automatically resubscribed to any time I use a credit card at a restaurant (cash has been abolished).

"turn the AC down" means to lower the AC

Q: Zoe, where did you learn to make perfect al dente potato dumplings?

A: The School of Hard Gnocchs