Matt Blazemattblaze
Aug 20, 2025, 6:41 PMWalmart competes aggressively on price, but I never expected them to be the cheapest source for discount Cesium-137.
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SIEM ShadyCDubbs@infosec.exchangeAug 20, 2025, 6:52 PM@mattblaze I know you've spent some time doing photography in California. Is there a particular Napa white that pairs best with Cesium-infused seafood?
Billy SmithBillySmith@social.coopAug 20, 2025, 6:59 PM
Prabhakar Ragdeplragde@mstdn.socialAug 20, 2025, 7:03 PM@mattblaze Would gum up the centrifuges something fierce, though
Karl Fogelkfogel@kfogel.orgAug 20, 2025, 7:10 PM@mattblaze IKR! I've been getting all my plutonium there for years. The price is right, and... well, I don't get close enough to inspect the quality, but the container's always warm, so I assume I can trust them.
Peter LudemannPeterLudemann@mathstodon.xyzAug 20, 2025, 7:18 PM@mattblaze Someone has already done the photo for you:
https://mstdn.social/@spaf/115061319852802464
Aug 20, 2025, 9:57 PM@mattblaze I got this kind at my local grocery, and at a surprisingly low price point compared to online retailers! Maybe next time you can get it more locally sourced instead of through a heartless corporation 😉
@ NovaNaturalist🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦🇲🇽🇱🇸🇳🇫🇺🇦🏳️🌈 #FBPENovaNaturalist@mstdn.caAug 20, 2025, 10:40 PMI find the Cabernet sauvignon is lively, but doesn't react well with my stomache. Similar, but a little lighter, is the Rossese bianco
- @ NovaNaturalist🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦🇲🇽🇱🇸🇳🇫🇺🇦🏳️🌈 #FBPENovaNaturalist@mstdn.caAug 20, 2025, 10:42 PM
There's also a Romanian wine Fetească regală. Avoid.
Steve BellovinSteveBellovin@infosec.exchangeAug 20, 2025, 10:50 PM@mattblaze The article spoke of unsanitary conditions during processing. I'm trying to figure out just what seafood processing plant would need to have Cs-137 around…
- Matt BlazemattblazeAug 20, 2025, 10:54 PM
@SteveBellovin Maybe the Hanford site has been repurposed as a shrimp hatchery.
ChuckChuckMcManis@chaos.socialAug 20, 2025, 10:59 PM@mattblaze @SteveBellovin its the newest craze, you hold three packages of shrimp close to each other and they self heat, no barbi required!
Or maybe you’re trawling off the coast of Fukishima?
John Deterstargetdrone@mastodon.socialAug 21, 2025, 12:34 AM@mattblaze It would have been cheaper, but the tariffs on Indonesian Cesium-137 infused shrimp are through the roof lately.
