Orgs using vibe coded as a sales pitch, Lord.
“Programming is hard,” Epic says in a blog post. “So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher”
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https://www.theverge.com/games/1010751/epic-games-launcher-vibe-coded-ai-linux
Fun side quest if anybody wants to join me - check out Epic Games Launcher for security vulnerabilities.
The new vibe coded Epic project is great
10/10 slop
BlueSky announcing their pivot to AI vibe code slop, not via BlueSky but X, was on my bingo card.
@GossiTheDog Maybe I'll be wrong. But I get a strange feeling that there'll be a not-insignificant size Reddit thread talking about how crap and buggy the new launcher is within a matter of days...
How the actual fuck is shit this bad being shipped???
Corporate has completely lost the plot 🤣
Oct 14, 2026, 5:26 PM@GossiTheDog but hey, it starts up faster than steam
LMFAO.
Oct 14, 2026, 5:29 PM@da_667 @GossiTheDog I take shits faster than Steam boots, but I wouldn't ship my shit to people.
Oct 14, 2026, 5:33 PM@NosirrahSec @da_667 @GossiTheDog now come on, I think we all would ship our shit to *some* people.
Oct 14, 2026, 5:30 PM@GossiTheDog is it functional? Who cares? We finally beat Valve at something that matters not fucking at all
@GossiTheDog WHAT!?!!
Oct 16, 2026, 1:06 AMYet more reasons to love Fedi!
We live in the most depressing timeline.
Cool. Maybe I'll make a site that tracks climate change.
@GossiTheDog oh that’s why people mentioned uninstalling EGS
Also puts their “we’re going AI first” press release from Monday into perspective
Oct 14, 2026, 4:22 PM@GossiTheDog @nullpo "programming is hard, so instead of doing that, we shit out something that both looks like garbage and doesn't work"