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  • Alice McFlurry :bc:Alice@beige.party
    Oct 9, 2025, 4:04 PM

    I figured I'd be nice and compile all of my dying wishes into one post so that you don't have any excuses for forgetting any of my demands.

    Screenshot of a mastodon post by Alice McFlurry that says: | don't have a lot of requests for my funeral, but one must-have is for my casket to be modded so the guests can ride it like a mechanical bull.
    Screenshot of a mastodon post by Alice McFlurry that says: When | die, | want to have a Viking funeral in my neighbor's pool just so | can make them regret not letting me use it BEFORE | died.
    Screenshot of a mastodon post by Alice McFlurry that says: My dying wish is to have my funeral procession done via PedalPub.
    Screenshot of a mastodon post by Alice McFlurry that says: When | die, | want my funeral procession to include a gigantic Rube Goldberg machine where the ending consists of my coffin sliding down a skateboard ramp and then ejecting my body into the top of a waterslide where it will ride down to the bottom and slide onto an inflatable party island-style raft that will then be engulfed in flames to complete my Viking Funeral.
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