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  • Oct 23, 2026, 1:25 PM

    I work for a bank. Those "discreet" payments to online sex shops like LoveHoney etc? We know exactly what they are, you dirty bastards. When customers need to give proof of identity, I love asking them to confirm their most recent purchases if I can see it was from a sex shop.

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  • Oct 23, 2026, 2:37 PM

    @fesshole Really loathsome. On the one hand buying from a sex shop is nothing to be ashamed about. On the other, people call the bank during working hours. Sometimes at the office and without privacy. That may cause discomfort to them as well or cause HR issues... “Oh, Tim in accounting is a sex pervert talking about his sex shop purchases at work.” Or maybe Tim isn’t out at work because the boss is a fascist but Tim needs to pay rent and eat.

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  • DaveLaird_Dave@chaos.social
    Oct 23, 2026, 3:48 PM

    @fesshole you fully underestimate how I would turn this around and go into *excruciating* detail what I bought and what I intend to do with it.

    I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.

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