Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
Oct 22, 2026, 12:24 AMThanks to the effectiveness of modern advertising, I cannot stop gambling on sports and taking boner pills.
Thanks to the effectiveness of modern advertising, I cannot stop gambling on sports and taking boner pills.
@the_etrain Gambling’s dumb, the pills are fun :)
@the_etrain Watching sports with my daughter when she was young and then a teen was made as uncomfortable as possible by the advertisers.
Makes you want to fuck a parlay don’t it?
@the_etrain mix in some placebos and you can do boner gambling
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How’s the new Truck?
@the_etrain
*friend walks in, Chief is watching greyhound races with a massive stiffy*
Oh sorry! Didn't know you was working!"
@the_etrain
$5 says you get a boner.