GoldenBenTheBreadmonkey@beige.party
Oct 11, 2026, 2:26 PMEnough of all of these 'sexiest man alive charts' I want to know who everyone thinks the sexiest man not alive is. I'll bet most of them look fucking terrible by now.
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Bryan L. FordhamBfordham@infosec.exchangeOct 11, 2026, 2:28 PM@TheBreadmonkey probably a vampire would look best
JackTheRebelCat 🏴 🇵🇸 🇺🇦JackTheCat@mastodon.scotOct 11, 2026, 2:33 PM@TheBreadmonkey I vote for anyone named Giuseppe.
gnategnate@ohai.socialOct 11, 2026, 3:09 PM@TheBreadmonkey Tollund Man by a mile. Honorable mention to Ötzi the Ice Man.
NickNickiquote@mstdn.socialOct 11, 2026, 3:13 PM@TheBreadmonkey It’s a toss up between Lenin and Jeremy Bentham.
Simon dē Gulielmō 🐧simonwilliamson@mastodon.worldOct 11, 2026, 3:14 PM@TheBreadmonkey these days it's kind of hard to tell
Jargogglesjargoggles@kolektiva.socialOct 11, 2026, 4:01 PM@TheBreadmonkey
There are some people who I think make wonderful corpses - Thatcher and Kissinger come to mind.
もののけ姫revndm@queer.coolOct 11, 2026, 4:26 PM@TheBreadmonkey here they are during the bathing suit portion of the pageant
Wesley Cook ⚡🚲wesley@theatl.socialOct 11, 2026, 4:26 PM@TheBreadmonkey Ancient Egyptian kings going to absolutely dominate this list
spiegelmamaspiegelmama@infosec.exchangeOct 11, 2026, 5:11 PM@wesley @TheBreadmonkey Don't forget Ötzi the iceman! He is one cool dude.
QuasitQuasit@vivaldi.netOct 11, 2026, 4:38 PM@TheBreadmonkey
That reminds me of a funny thing I heard on the Car Talk show long ago. One of the brothers said of the other around this time of year "my brother is going to the Halloween party as Abraham Lincoln—AS HE WOULD LOOK TODAY!"- NickNickiquote@mstdn.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:54 PM
@TheBreadmonkey Of course, according to Derek and Clive, it was Pope John Paul.
Just TiredJust_Tired@mastodon.worldOct 11, 2026, 7:07 PM@TheBreadmonkey
Dunno for sure, but they probably starred in Lawrence of Arabia.