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That reminds me of a funny thing I heard on the Car Talk show long ago. One of the brothers said of the other around this time of year "my brother is going to the Halloween party as Abraham Lincoln—AS HE WOULD LOOK TODAY!"

@TheBreadmonkey Ancient Egyptian kings going to absolutely dominate this list

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Jane Eyre Guitar

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The Lion, the Witch and the IKEA Wardrobe
The Colour TV Out of Space
Heart Emoji of Darkness
The Word for World is Forest Gump
The Number Plate of the Beast
A Brief History of Closing Time
Interview with the Emotional Vampire
The Call Girl of Cthulhu

@TheBreadmonkey friend's contribution: Sex Dungeon Crawler Carl

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Farewell, My Lovely Toenail
The Naked Picture of Dorian Gray
Double Dutch Indemnity
The Burger King in Yellow
Bridge Partner to Terabithia
Frog and Toad Are Not Friends
The Basset Hound of the Baskervilles

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@TheBreadmonkey @HeatherMJ @drgroftehauge the backstory on "everyone"

https://youtu.be/DKufJ3L6mbY?is=-29rzf4CR451CBlo

@TheBreadmonkey Not sure which I prefer,

The Once and Future Short King

or

The Once and Future Drag King

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The Scarlet Johansson Letter

Enough of all of these 'sexiest man alive charts' I want to know who everyone thinks the sexiest man not alive is. I'll bet most of them look fucking terrible by now.

Day 2 at Ramsbottom Civic Hall. Come buy things!

I received the most scathing retort from my other half last night that has shaken me to my very core:
“Yes, you do think that you are the best at stacking the dishwasher.”

Literally, just outside our back garden gate are some mature birch and rowan trees which are probably around 40 to 50 years old.

And, nestling beneath, I found some ruby red treasure.

I love it when magic comes to you.
🍄🍁🍄🍁🍄

#SilentSunday #harvest #gardening #stilllife #photography

@TheBreadmonkey Moby Dick Pic

@TheBreadmonkey The unbearable lightness of being constipated

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Day Off Of The Triffids
The Ascent Of Banana Man
The Strange Case Of Dr Jekyll And Mr Hyde Pierce
The GenAI Picture Of Dorian Gray

@TheBreadmonkey Catch 22 Buses
Horse Sense and Sensibility
The Edge Lord of the Flies
Five To Kirrin Island Borstal
The Robot Cook, The Robot Thief, His Robot Wife, And Her Robot Lover

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A Brief History Of Hammer Time

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Watership Drown
Middle Death March
The Stranger Danger
The Old Man and the Sea Monster
The Tin Ear Drum
A Farewell to Both Arms
Our Mutual Friend Hitler
The Master and the Poisoned Margarita
The Hitman's Golden Notebook