Max Leibmanmaxleibman@beige.party
Oct 16, 2026, 2:35 AMDo you swear to boost the toot, the whole toot, and nothing but the toot, so help you John Mastodon?
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Callancallan@thepit.socialOct 16, 2026, 2:50 AM@maxleibman The Toot? The Toot!!? You can’t handle the Toot!!!
UserName Aged Badlydontreportme@mastodon.onlineOct 16, 2026, 3:04 AM@maxleibman
I boosted 10 toots in a row and John Mastodon blessed me with several feral cats!- Max Leibmanmaxleibman@beige.partyOct 16, 2026, 3:04 AM
@dontreportme That tracks.
Oct 16, 2026, 3:40 AM@maxleibman *ahem*
Oct 16, 2026, 3:49 AM@maxleibman Wasn’t that a song by Young MC in the late eighties? “Boost a Toot” was so catchy.
Oct 16, 2026, 5:34 AM@maxleibman I’m not sure I’m comfortable with placing my hand on John Mastodon. I don’t even know this person.
Perrin42Perrin42@mastodon.socialOct 16, 2026, 5:51 AMI do. And do you, boost, promise to take this booster as your lawfully boosted toot?
xs4me2xs4me2@mastodon.socialOct 16, 2026, 7:24 AM
paulamiserabilist@beige.partyOct 16, 2026, 3:22 PM"Forgive me, @maxleibman, for I have sinned, it has been 10 days since my last boost"
ORangeROrangeR@piaille.frOct 16, 2026, 3:24 PM
StarkRG@myside-yourside.netOct 16, 2026, 4:48 PM@maxleibman I boost two toots in the morning, I boost two toots at night, I boost two toots in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright, I boost two toots in time of peace and two in time of war, I boost two toots before I boost two toots, and then I boost two more.
Simon Zerafasimonzerafa@infosec.exchangeOct 16, 2026, 6:09 PMAs long as we can keep shit posting memes 🫤👍
Steve Jamesspjames@infosec.exchangeOct 17, 2026, 7:26 PMYou have the right to not toot. Anything you do shitpost can and will be used against you in the Fedi. You have the right to talk to an admin for advice. You have the right to have a @catsalad with you. If you cannot afford a @catsalad, one will be appointed for you, like it or not. If you decide to shitpost now without an admin present, you have the right to stop at any time, but that would make us sad.
Eden LinneaEdenLinnea@caneandable.socialOct 16, 2026, 6:12 PM@jaybird110127 @maxleibman@beige.partyMaybe I should say that in one of my depositions when I'm giving the oath as the court repor ter.
Oct 16, 2026, 7:20 PM@maxleibman no
